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Arkansas is in deep shite
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:12 pm
Arkansas Considers Firing Chad Morris, Backtracks After Discovering No One Else Wants the Job
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Things are not good right now for Razorback football fans, and it doesn’t look to be getting better anytime soon. Chad Morris promised change when he took over the program two years ago, but so far it’s just been more losing.
Reports are now coming out that the Hogs were going to fire Morris after his most recent blowout loss, but quickly decided against it after discovering literally no one wants the job.
One rumored candidate with the Hogs is Memphis Coach Mike Norvell. Apparently when the Hogs reached out to see if Norvell was interested he replied with a short, but blunt, text message:
“I’d rather be homeless than take that job.”
Mike Leach is another person who the Hogs have been linked with, but apparently his response wasn’t any better. Leach told Arkansas boosters in a phone call Saturday night,
“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?
It was even a thought that bringing back Houston Nutt may be in the works, but Nutt silenced the rumors quickly and had this to say,
"I'm very content with my job over at CBS that's for sure. But if I'm being completely honest, I'd rather coach an all blind and deaf Pop Warner team than Arkansas right now. They'd fare much better in the SEC.'
Whatever happens Hogs fans can rest easy knowing this, it probably can’t get any worse.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:14 pm to Scorpion
Joey Freshwater says I’m your Huckleberry.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:15 pm to Scorpion
He will be gone if they lose this weekend
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:17 pm to TutHillTiger
Should be fired on the field if Storey comes back and beats him with WKU.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:26 pm to Scorpion
Willie Taggart is available
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:27 pm to TheBaker
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Willie Taggart is available
I hope we can get him.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:28 pm to pioneerbasketball
Time to bring Nutt home to resurrect the program
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:29 pm to Scorpion
Thanks, honestly had never seen this website before
This one is gold
This one is gold
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Megan Mullen was seen kissing every Florida Gator Football player as they exited the bus to play Georgia last weekend. Although this can be seen as a harmless gesture to her husband's players, CDC Spokesperson Slim Johnson warned the school that the disease spreading actions of Megan Mullen are like
“Passing around a gallon jug of water from Flint, Michigan with 115 of your closest friends”.
This post was edited on 11/6/19 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:29 pm to Scorpion
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“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?
I knew I loved Mike Leach!
He is a treasure
Posted on 11/6/19 at 6:55 pm to Scorpion
lol, I'll take the job, couldn't do much worse.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:02 pm to Srobi14
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lol, I'll take the job, couldn't do much worse.
I will be your DC. I will run the Lou Tepper defense. Let them score so we can play some offense
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:09 pm to Scorpion
If they throw out enough money they will find someone good. Never understood the Morris hire.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:10 pm to Scorpion
That was a cute idea for a sarcastic piece, but poor execution. In the end it wasn't very funny.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:15 pm to Scorpion
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Mike Leach is another person who the Hogs have been linked with, but apparently his response wasn’t any better. Leach told Arkansas boosters in a phone call Saturday night,
“Not even GOD can help y’all at this point, you might as well just get rid of football.”?
It was even a thought that bringing back Houston Nutt may be in the works, but Nutt silenced the rumors quickly and had this to say,
"I'm very content with my job over at CBS that's for sure. But if I'm being completely honest, I'd rather coach an all blind and deaf Pop Warner team than Arkansas right now. They'd fare much better in the SEC.'
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:26 pm to Scorpion
I know you didn't write this and linked us to a site. I can tell by the quotes this is just somebody messing around so let me make this call.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:33 pm to Scorpion
Pretty sure Jimbo is considering a move. Might be a little pricey.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:37 pm to KingOrange
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Joey Freshwater
Kiff wouldn't even respond to the offer.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 7:42 pm to Scorpion
We wound up with Morris because he was the best candidate interested.
Though this is a troll,it's realistic.
Our downfall started with dipshits flying banners.
Though this is a troll,it's realistic.
Our downfall started with dipshits flying banners.
Posted on 11/6/19 at 8:07 pm to Scorpion
That's got to be a parody from The Onion.
The article is FakeNews.
Morris would not be fired midstream of his second year and plenty of coaches out there would jump at the chance and no coach would retort in such a way.
The article is FakeNews.
Morris would not be fired midstream of his second year and plenty of coaches out there would jump at the chance and no coach would retort in such a way.
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