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Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:26 pm
I erred in yesterday's headline of Bama and UGA being the "two-headed beast". Forgive my misplaced thinking. Bama's the sole owner of the hill and LSU should have been added to make it the three-headed King Ghidorah...UGA, LSU, and Auburn trying to fight and dethrone Bama.
However, perhaps this is the real picture, hmmm?....
We must add Florida, Missouri and Texas A&M to this ugly caricature of evil. Meanwhile, the rest of the SEC is shivering-me-timbers at the thought of continued, greater power that is to be exercised over them by a concentrated few.
Florida's head nearly went off into the dumpster this past weekend, but remains intact. Missouri & Texas A&M, however, are making serious statements that may produce the growth of more heads on this growing creature that is resulting in the devilish picture of death that could reign down upon the rest of the countryside.
So, what do we have here in the SEC right now? An unprecedented triumvirate of power that hasn't been seen in quite awhile.
It's making everyone nervous. One head is trying to bite off the other and vice-versa. Cannibalism seems to be the inevitable fate around the corner, soon. One, two or more of the heads could be missing by the end of this weekend.
Will it be your head?
Tune in for all the action this weekend folks, live! from College Station, Texas...Gainesville, Florida...Athens, Georgia....and Columbia, Missouri.
However, perhaps this is the real picture, hmmm?....
We must add Florida, Missouri and Texas A&M to this ugly caricature of evil. Meanwhile, the rest of the SEC is shivering-me-timbers at the thought of continued, greater power that is to be exercised over them by a concentrated few.
Florida's head nearly went off into the dumpster this past weekend, but remains intact. Missouri & Texas A&M, however, are making serious statements that may produce the growth of more heads on this growing creature that is resulting in the devilish picture of death that could reign down upon the rest of the countryside.
So, what do we have here in the SEC right now? An unprecedented triumvirate of power that hasn't been seen in quite awhile.
It's making everyone nervous. One head is trying to bite off the other and vice-versa. Cannibalism seems to be the inevitable fate around the corner, soon. One, two or more of the heads could be missing by the end of this weekend.
Will it be your head?
Tune in for all the action this weekend folks, live! from College Station, Texas...Gainesville, Florida...Athens, Georgia....and Columbia, Missouri.
This post was edited on 9/19/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:29 pm to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge
You're needed on the board that does not exist.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:30 pm to RatRodDawg
Sort of implies that UGA, LSU and Auburn are working together.
A few threads on here prove that to be patently false.
A few threads on here prove that to be patently false.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:30 pm to RatRodDawg
Each of your threads gets worse...congratulations.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 2:59 pm to RatRodDawg
No one is reading that so I would just like to point out you’re a total weirdo nerd.
Posted on 9/19/19 at 3:24 pm to RatRodDawg
Five current SEC teams have won a national title since your last one.
Sooo....shush
Sooo....shush
Posted on 9/19/19 at 4:01 pm to RatRodDawg
You’re one of those guys that played a lot of Dungeons and Dragons back in the day, aren’t you?
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