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what are some uplifting statements you've heard from coworkers?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:37 pm
For me
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I'm going to go home and drink till I pass out
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:42 pm to thatguy45
"another day another dollar before taxes."
"same shite different toilet"
"same shite different toilet"
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:27 pm to thatguy45
Made a very large trading error
“Hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me, or I’ll blow my brains out”
3 months later he resigned because he had become an abusive drunk and checked himself into a rehab in in Colorado
Moral of the story, don’t say a word, because you’ll jinx yourself
“Hope this doesn’t come back to haunt me, or I’ll blow my brains out”
3 months later he resigned because he had become an abusive drunk and checked himself into a rehab in in Colorado
Moral of the story, don’t say a word, because you’ll jinx yourself
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 5:35 pm to thatguy45
"I need to quit drinking. I'm tired of sweating beer."
That summer sucked, but was entertaining. Typically worked on a 3-man survey crew with both an alcoholic and a youth pastor (2 different people).
That summer sucked, but was entertaining. Typically worked on a 3-man survey crew with both an alcoholic and a youth pastor (2 different people).
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 6:22 pm to thatguy45
"Thats why god made cocaine"
probably have heard 45 different variations of that as well
probably have heard 45 different variations of that as well
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:24 am to thatguy45
"We have a pulse."
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:28 am to Carolina_Girl
uplifting?
Rooster pills - Got to get me some of them rooster pills. . . . I was summer help, construction site, and he was an elderly (grandpa) track hoe operator reminiscing about waking up with a piss hard the night before.
Another was back in the day we had a crashed system (mainframe) and the manager came in asking if anyone knew how to get it back up... someone out back quipped you tried blowing in it's ear?
Rooster pills - Got to get me some of them rooster pills. . . . I was summer help, construction site, and he was an elderly (grandpa) track hoe operator reminiscing about waking up with a piss hard the night before.
Another was back in the day we had a crashed system (mainframe) and the manager came in asking if anyone knew how to get it back up... someone out back quipped you tried blowing in it's ear?
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:23 pm to thatguy45
"I will suck your dick if you cover for me on Saturday."
Fortunately it was a she and she was... vaguely cute. In that sort of trailer park way.
Fortunately it was a she and she was... vaguely cute. In that sort of trailer park way.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 12:58 pm to Arksulli
And? Did you cover for her on Saturday?
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:05 pm to thatguy45
"Some antics are useful stress management tools. "
Posted on 5/21/19 at 2:35 pm to teamjackson
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And? Did you cover for her on Saturday?
A gentleman never leaves a lady in distress. It would have been churlish for me to refuse her offer.
Posted on 5/21/19 at 3:02 pm to Arksulli
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A gentleman never leaves a lady in distress. It would have been churlish for me to refuse her offer.
Such chivalrous politesse !
Posted on 5/21/19 at 4:12 pm to thatguy45
"Enjoy your retirement!" beats all.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 1:46 pm to finestfirst79
on the elevator....2nd floor please
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:36 pm to thatguy45
One "oh shite!" wipes out one hundred atta boys...
Posted on 5/26/19 at 3:20 am to thatguy45
Happy Birthday! One less to go.
Posted on 5/28/19 at 5:48 am to thatguy45
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what are some uplifting statements you've heard from coworkers?
"I resign"........good, leave then a-hole
Posted on 5/28/19 at 6:55 am to thatguy45
"I just gave my notice".
Posted on 5/28/19 at 9:59 am to thatguy45
"The firewall is blocking that traffic, right?"
Posted on 5/28/19 at 10:24 am to thatguy45
My boss asked if I had any brothers looking for a job.
Made me feel pretty good. Unfortunately I have no brothers.
Made me feel pretty good. Unfortunately I have no brothers.
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