10th largest crowd in LSU history?

I'm hearing reports from the Bayou that yesterday's game had the 10th largest crowd in LSU history. What a turnout given the many other entertainment and dining options in your fair city!! Strange that so many folks would wander in from their broken down Louisiana shacks to watch the big bad Tigahs play lowly Arkansas. The 10th is especially surprising to me since LSU makes a point of scheduling every single shite Louisiana school to pad its schedule, I would've thought these hot in-state rivalries would've packed the house.

13,311. That's the number, less a few hearty Arkansas fans trapped in Louisiana to work in oil and gas, who walked in expecting a win, and the same numbered walked out disappointed. Your curses on the walk back to your ride home, whether it be an Uber, hood r$ch Tahoe, baw-style coal-converted truck-nut emblazoned truck, or your makeshift watercraft because you traveled by water, warm my heart. It is your tears at losing to Arkansas that swell the Mississippi, Red, and Ouachita Rivers, mixing with the pristine waters flowing southward from Arkansas in a ironic twist before they empty into the Gulf. Thank you for your interest in the University of Arkansas! All is right with the world when Arkansas can ruin the day of 13,311 halfwits. Thanks for attending, drive/paddle home safe!!