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Posted on 11/12/18 at 11:54 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 11:54 am
People have often wondered if Coaches or Players are visiting or perhaps even posting on this website without our knowing. I know for a fact that many regular posters are actually incognitus VIPs.

Personally I am Danny Stiff, Assistant Director of Player Personnel at the University of Tennessee. Here is a selfie I just took for verification.



Hopefully this will make others feel more comfortable sharing their identities.

Who are you?
Posted by 7nette
Member since Nov 2015
4909 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 11:57 am to
I’m Mike VII
This post was edited on 11/12/18 at 11:58 am
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:00 pm to
I am Gus Malzahn's brassiere.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:05 pm to
I am Harris Pastides
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47819 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:06 pm to
I’m Les Miles.

I eat grass.
Posted by NeckedGrandma
Member since Jul 2017
73 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:07 pm to
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Naked Grandma.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:07 pm to
pics?
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:08 pm to
I can't reveal my name but I'm on the investigation into the collusion between operatives deep within the SEC Birmingham headquarters, Russian oligarchs, in game officials, financial and entertainment elites and Gary Danielson.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:08 pm to
I'm Petrino's crashed motorcycle. Jessica's crotch stinks.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:08 pm to
Hi, I'm the biggest troll in the SEC

Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25909 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:09 pm to
You laugh, but former TAMU President, head of the CIA, and eventual Sec. of Defense posted on TexAgs and only revealed himself as he left his TAMU post.

Robert Gates
Posted by MSHawg1
Bad-assistan
Member since Jun 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:12 pm to
I'm Hugh Freeze


#worthit
#forgiveness
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:15 pm to
I am Dawn Staley
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

I am Dawn Staley


You're a saint and the most upstanding coach in wbb right now. Your team is gonna slaughter ppl and your very polite fans will sell the house out as always.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

I am Gus Malzahn's brassiere.



You are bad at your job
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28908 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:30 pm to
I am Greg Sankey, roll tide.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3380 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:33 pm to
My first name is not really BamaRoo---
middle or last maybe but not first.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119844 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:34 pm to
I'm stoops annual late season swoon.
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24267 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
I am the replay official in Birmingham and you have all hurt my feelings. I’m an honest man with 4 grandkids and nearly perfect vision with my glasses on. You are all very mean and nasty people. Shame on you.
Posted by Dawginthewoods
Oconee National Forest
Member since Nov 2017
315 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
I'm pretty sure half of y'all are freaking trolls hell bent on pissing away my time by having me reading shite that y'all dream up in your head. You succeed but getting me lost in walls of text till i start feeling like i'm wondering through a fun house and just start laughing for no reason. Then i start to wonder if maybe i did digest to many of papa smurfs houses in my adolescents, But they were everywhere and free. If you could find fully digested whole grains in the heat of the Georgia summer you could have a good time.
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