What's your best Alabama LSU joke?

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That was fricking terrible. Didn't play on any of the stereotypes of either program. Delete your account.

Not too long ago the Pope was making a tour of the United States, and his route happened to take him through the far south of Alabama. As he was driving along a rural highway that ran through the middle of a swamp, he looked out the window of the Popemobile and what should he see but a man in a purple and gold T-shirt out in the water being attacked by an alligator. The Pope cried out for his driver to stop the car, and they immediately pulled over to the side of the road. But, just as they were getting out of the car to go to the man’s aid, a flat-bottomed boat with two old boys in it came out from behind a stand of trees. The boat zoomed over to where the man in the water was at, and one of the old boys pulled out a shotgun and blasted the gator right between the eyes. Then they pulled both man and gator into the boat.

The Pope was, of course, overjoyed that the man in the water had been saved. He shouted until he caught the attention of the men in the boat, and then motioned for them to come to shore, which they did. As they drew up to where he was standing, he noticed that the purple and gold shirt that the man in the water was wearing had “LSU” on the front, while both men in the boat were wearing crimson hats with a script A.

“My sons,” said the Pope, speaking through his translator, “we have heard even as far away as the Vatican of the hatred that exists between your two schools. So it makes me even more glad to see that not only did you rush to the aid of a fellow man in direst need, but you did it even though he was a member of a group that you might be expected to hold in disdain. Truly, I am humbled by your selflessness. Bless you, my children.”

And with that, the Pope and his entourage hopped back in the Popemobile and drove off down the road.

The two old boys in the boat looked at each other.

“Now what do you suppose that was all about?” asked one.

“I don’t know,” said the other, “but come on. Let’s get this bait back in the water.”

The Hats joke!
LSU was playing Bama at Bryant Denny stadium. Me and my buddy was walking around the outside of the stadium about to go in when we spotted a girl drunk and passed out face up with no clothes on. My buddy took off his LSU hat and covered her right breast and I took off my LSU hat and covered her left breast. As we were doing this a Bama fan walked up and took off his Alabama hat and covered her privates. As we started to walk off twoTuscaloosa cops walk up and one pick up my hat glanced and put it back down and then he picked up my friends hat glanced and put it back down. Then he picked up the Alabama hat looked under it and then looked at his partner started to put it down then took another look under the hat and look at his partner again with a confused look on his face. The partner asked what was the problem and the cop said I'm just confused because all I've ever seen under these Bama hats before was a-holes!

A 2nd Grade teacher told her class that she was an Alabama fan. She then asked the children to raise their hands if they were also Alabama fans. Wanting to be like their teacher, all but 1 raised their hands. The teacher looked at little Susie and said, "I see you didn't raise your hand, why not?" Little Susie said, "I am an LSU fan." The teacher asked her why and little Susie said, "Well my mother is an LSU fan and my father is an LSU fan, so that makes me an LSU fan." The teacher responded, "Well what if your mother was a moron and your father was an idiot, what would THAT make you?" “Well”, said little Susie, "I guess I would be an Alabama fan."

This is stupid.

What is this we love each other bs. Grow a pair

How do you circumcise a bengal tiger? Kick an Alabama fan in the mouth

STTDB

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Yellow spots in the front and brown stripe in the back

A midget, a jew and Ed O walked into aWest Bank bar over in Harvey.


Sorry , when I heard that tail I was drinking and that’s all I remember.

But I think it was funny.