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LSU fans: teach me your ways
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:54 pm
I need to know how to be a tiger fan for the game this weekend between you all and Georgia.
Should I go around saying Coach O is the best in a Cajun accent?
Should I eat a few dozen corn dogs this week?
Should I go buy an air boat and pretend to live in the bayou?
How about your cheers? Should I bow every 5 seconds to a song that doesn’t have a name? Should I just yell “go Tigers!” every 2 seconds even if they’re losing? Should I go ahead and make up excuses for a potential loss and get my statements ready for if they lose — to show they’re a better team than they are and can still make the playoffs?
Teach me your ways. I have only a few days to learn.
Geaux Tigahs this week!
Should I go around saying Coach O is the best in a Cajun accent?
Should I eat a few dozen corn dogs this week?
Should I go buy an air boat and pretend to live in the bayou?
How about your cheers? Should I bow every 5 seconds to a song that doesn’t have a name? Should I just yell “go Tigers!” every 2 seconds even if they’re losing? Should I go ahead and make up excuses for a potential loss and get my statements ready for if they lose — to show they’re a better team than they are and can still make the playoffs?
Teach me your ways. I have only a few days to learn.
Geaux Tigahs this week!
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Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:55 pm to ForeverGator
Why don’t you just root the same way you did LSU/Miami
Being an actual fan sucks
Being an actual fan sucks
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:55 pm to ForeverGator
Must be good to have Vandy this week.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:58 pm to ForeverGator
Just scream "TIGAH BAEEEET!!!" at everyone and everything.
You're set.
You're set.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:00 pm to JONBURRIS1981
Not really...they are only a -7 favorite.
They aren't good.
They aren't good.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:00 pm to ForeverGator
Step 1:
Pray the pocket holds for Burrow for more than 2 seconds
Pray the pocket holds for Burrow for more than 2 seconds
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:01 pm to ForeverGator
scream STTDB at young children
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:03 pm to Dawg4Life47
You are a 1 man army against Florida during your game week with LSU. I know you rent that noggin' out on a weekly basis so we get a couple of weeks free.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:03 pm to ForeverGator
(1) Start drinking in a tent at the stadium at 8:00 AM.
(2) Continue drinking until noon, throwing the trash on the lawn and yelling "Tiger Bait" at anyone in an opposing team's colors.
(3) Stagger over to the "Tiger Walk," if you can still walk and talk, and yahoo at band leading the team walking to the stadium about mid-afternoon.
(4) Continue drinking and eating anything that crawls, even if it is road kill, until the evening, then go to game stinking drunk and almost unable to see.
(5) Yell "STTDB" and "Tiger Bait" over and over )until halftime (unless the opposing team gets up by three TDs in that case go straight to (6)).
(6) Leave stadium with 5 minutes to go in 2nd Q to "beat the traffic," but actually to go drink some more.
(7) Now you are an official Tiger fan...
By the way... it is kinda fun.
(2) Continue drinking until noon, throwing the trash on the lawn and yelling "Tiger Bait" at anyone in an opposing team's colors.
(3) Stagger over to the "Tiger Walk," if you can still walk and talk, and yahoo at band leading the team walking to the stadium about mid-afternoon.
(4) Continue drinking and eating anything that crawls, even if it is road kill, until the evening, then go to game stinking drunk and almost unable to see.
(5) Yell "STTDB" and "Tiger Bait" over and over )until halftime (unless the opposing team gets up by three TDs in that case go straight to (6)).
(6) Leave stadium with 5 minutes to go in 2nd Q to "beat the traffic," but actually to go drink some more.
(7) Now you are an official Tiger fan...
By the way... it is kinda fun.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:09 pm to ForeverGator
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I need to know how to be a tiger fan for the game this weekend between you all and Georgia.
A start would be to use proper Southern conjunctions.
Florida trash is only second to Yankee trash. They're also the same much of the time.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:21 pm to ForeverGator
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Should I go buy an air boat and pretend to live in the bayou?
I have only been on one airboat in my life and it was in Florida
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:35 pm to Jacknola
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(6) Leave stadium with 5 minutes to go in 2nd Q to "beat the traffic," but actually to go drink some more
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:40 pm to texag7
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scream STTDB at young children
Screaming it at little old ladies is also acceptable.
How's your balloon tossing ability?
Posted on 10/9/18 at 1:53 pm to Jacknola
I’m slowly learning the ways. That can’t be it though. I need more.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:03 pm to Jacknola
1) Start drinking in a tent at the stadium at 8:00 AM. (2) Continue drinking until noon, throwing the trash on the lawn and yelling "Tiger Bait" at anyone in an opposing team's colors. (3) Stagger over to the "Tiger Walk," if you can still walk and talk, and yahoo at band leading the team walking to the stadium about mid-afternoon. (4) Continue drinking and eating anything that crawls, even if it is road kill, until the evening, then go to game stinking drunk and almost unable to see. (5) Yell "STTDB" and "Tiger Bait" over and over )until halftime (unless the opposing team gets up by three TDs in that case go straight to (6)). (6) Leave stadium with 5 minutes to go in 2nd Q to "beat the traffic," but actually to go drink some more. (7) Now you are an official Tiger fan... By the way... it is kinda fun.
Exactly why I’m an LSU fan.
Exactly why I’m an LSU fan.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:06 pm to ForeverGator
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I need more.
LSU beat'n UGA ain't gonna help no gator...
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:11 pm to ngadawg250
What is STTDB?
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:15 pm to OliverQueen81
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What is STTDB?
Nice try
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:17 pm to geauxhomeurdrunk
I seriously don't know.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 3:09 pm to OliverQueen81
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I seriously don't know
C'mon now... even in Florida Google or any search engine is your friend...STTDB was/is chanted by entire LSU fan base during playing of "Neck," which is short for "Corn-dog." It is yelled at children and little old ladies, and it was chanted so loudly it could be clearly heard on National TV during broadcasts. This resulted in the band being ordered to quit playing the song... much to the regret of the LSU fans of all ages and sexes who LIKED doing this. See below
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This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 3:14 pm
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