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Ten reasons why Auburn Kicks LSU's a** Saturday
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:00 pm
1. Gus is motivated by last year;
2. LSU's "star" quarterback has a 46% completion percentage. LOL
3. Playing in Jordan Hare Stadium where Auburn has the 4th longest home winning streak in the nation;
4. LSU's offensive line is abysmal;
5. Auburn has a top 5 DL in the country;
6. Auburn has a competent slightly above average offense - LSU has the worst offense in the SEC
7. Auburn will do just enough to score points against LSU's very strong defense (which isn't as good as Auburn's defense)
8. LSU has coach O
9. LSU has Ensingmer as OC
10. LSU's QB will be running for his life the entire game and won't be able to complete many passes, and Auburn has the second best QB in the SEC after Tua. That and his favorite receiver will be returning against LSU.
Auburn wins by more than 21 points.
Even bolder prediction: Auburn's defense scores more points than LSU's offense.
2. LSU's "star" quarterback has a 46% completion percentage. LOL
3. Playing in Jordan Hare Stadium where Auburn has the 4th longest home winning streak in the nation;
4. LSU's offensive line is abysmal;
5. Auburn has a top 5 DL in the country;
6. Auburn has a competent slightly above average offense - LSU has the worst offense in the SEC
7. Auburn will do just enough to score points against LSU's very strong defense (which isn't as good as Auburn's defense)
8. LSU has coach O
9. LSU has Ensingmer as OC
10. LSU's QB will be running for his life the entire game and won't be able to complete many passes, and Auburn has the second best QB in the SEC after Tua. That and his favorite receiver will be returning against LSU.
Auburn wins by more than 21 points.
Even bolder prediction: Auburn's defense scores more points than LSU's offense.
This post was edited on 9/13/18 at 4:08 pm
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Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:01 pm to ThaiTiger24
Are u Thai? I Thai too!
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:01 pm to ThaiTiger24
You sound scared
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:02 pm to ThaiTiger24
27-23
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:02 pm to ThaiTiger24
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:02 pm to ThaiTiger24
Ten Reasons They Dont
1. Joe Burrow
2. Joe Burrow
3. Joe Burrow
4. Joe Burrow
5. Joe Burrow
6. Joe Burrow
7. Joe Burrow
8. Joe Burrow
9. Joe Burrow
10. Olavya
1. Joe Burrow
2. Joe Burrow
3. Joe Burrow
4. Joe Burrow
5. Joe Burrow
6. Joe Burrow
7. Joe Burrow
8. Joe Burrow
9. Joe Burrow
10. Olavya
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:05 pm to ThaiTiger24
4 will be the determining factor
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:09 pm to ThaiTiger24
First team to 9, wins
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:09 pm to ThaiTiger24
Bookmarked for when you inevitability lose, making you look more stupid than you do right now 
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:12 pm to ThaiTiger24
1. Orgeron is about as motivated as it gets to win.
2. Auburns star QB was 9/26 against LSU last year. 35%
3. Jordan Hare is tough, but hey, Jarett Lee won there during his pick 6 campaign.
4. LsU OL was playing down starters.
5. LSU D line is also savage.
6. LsU Offense is pedestrian, but talented everywhere.
7. Is this really an argument or what?
8. Yaw yaw foobaw.
9. He slept in his office. Deal with it.
10. Burrow will be fine
2. Auburns star QB was 9/26 against LSU last year. 35%
3. Jordan Hare is tough, but hey, Jarett Lee won there during his pick 6 campaign.
4. LsU OL was playing down starters.
5. LSU D line is also savage.
6. LsU Offense is pedestrian, but talented everywhere.
7. Is this really an argument or what?
8. Yaw yaw foobaw.
9. He slept in his office. Deal with it.
10. Burrow will be fine
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:12 pm to ThaiTiger24
Ok
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:13 pm to ThaiTiger24
Since your first two reasons had to do with "last year" and "completion percentage"...
Jarrett Stidham completed 35% of his passes against LSU last year.
Jarrett Stidham completed 35% of his passes against LSU last year.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:14 pm to ThaiTiger24
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:15 pm to ThaiTiger24
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Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:18 pm to ThaiTiger24
Cant wait to bump this noise
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:25 pm to ThaiTiger24
quote:
1. Gus was emasculated by last year and is very likely to overthink key decisions. (Probably related to his high estrogen levels.);
2. Auburn's "star" quarterback has been having nightmares for a year about LSU's defense.. LOL
3. Playing in Jordan Hare Stadium where Auburn has the 4th longest home winning streak in the nation; (A valid point.)
4. AUB's offensive line is abysmal;
5. LSU has a top 5 DL in the country;
6. Borh teams have shitty offenses but LSU has great confidence in winning ugly games.
7. LSU will do just enough to score points against AUB's very strong defense (which isn't as good as LSU's defense)
8. LSU has coach Dave Aranda who has so far owned Goose's high school offense.
9. AUB has Goose
10. AUB's QB will be running for his life the entire game and won't be able to complete many passes, but AUB fans will again fail to recignize that and blame an abysmal offensive performance entirely on play calling.
quote:
Auburn wins by more than 21 points.
I'll just leave that one alone.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:26 pm to ThaiTiger24
Your insecurity has been noted
Posted on 9/13/18 at 4:48 pm to ThaiTiger24
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ThaiTiger24
The FEAR is very strong with this one.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 5:17 pm to ThaiTiger24
1. Gus is motivated by last year;
He should be!
2. LSU's "star" quarterback has a 46% completion percentage. LOL
Game manager, not star QB
3. Playing in Jordan Hare Stadium where Auburn has the 4th longest home winning streak in the nation;
Tough place to play
4. LSU's offensive line is abysmal;
WAS abysmal, new faces to fear.
5. Auburn has a top 5 DL in the country;
They do, so does LSU
6. Auburn has a competent slightly above average offense - LSU has the worst offense in the SEC
Slightly above average may not cut it.
7. Auburn will do just enough to score points against LSU's very strong defense (which isn't as good as Auburn's defense)
Just enough may not cut it.
8. LSU has coach O
I’ll give you that one.
9. LSU has Ensingmer as OC
That one, too.
10. LSU's QB will be running for his life the entire game and won't be able to complete many passes, and Auburn has the second best QB in the SEC after Tua. That and his favorite receiver will be returning against LSU.
He may run, but he won’t slide!
Second best?
Fitzgerald, Locke, and Fromm disagree.
Auburn wins by more than 21 points.
I’ll take the Bayou Bengals and 21 for $1000
Even bolder prediction: Auburn's defense scores more points than LSU's offense.
Really?
He should be!
2. LSU's "star" quarterback has a 46% completion percentage. LOL
Game manager, not star QB
3. Playing in Jordan Hare Stadium where Auburn has the 4th longest home winning streak in the nation;
Tough place to play
4. LSU's offensive line is abysmal;
WAS abysmal, new faces to fear.
5. Auburn has a top 5 DL in the country;
They do, so does LSU
6. Auburn has a competent slightly above average offense - LSU has the worst offense in the SEC
Slightly above average may not cut it.
7. Auburn will do just enough to score points against LSU's very strong defense (which isn't as good as Auburn's defense)
Just enough may not cut it.
8. LSU has coach O
I’ll give you that one.
9. LSU has Ensingmer as OC
That one, too.
10. LSU's QB will be running for his life the entire game and won't be able to complete many passes, and Auburn has the second best QB in the SEC after Tua. That and his favorite receiver will be returning against LSU.
He may run, but he won’t slide!
Second best?
Fitzgerald, Locke, and Fromm disagree.
Auburn wins by more than 21 points.
I’ll take the Bayou Bengals and 21 for $1000
Even bolder prediction: Auburn's defense scores more points than LSU's offense.
Really?
Posted on 9/16/18 at 10:39 am to ThaiTiger24
quote:
Auburn wins by more than 21 points
Oops.
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