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True or False: Matt Luke's head weighs more than 55lbs?

Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted by FireAnt
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:26 pm to
We consider UT the "little Bama."
Posted by SaltyNutSnack
Stillwater
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:26 pm to
Definitely true
Posted by TygaRoar
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:27 pm to
Dat is a big boi
Posted by SaltyNutSnack
Stillwater
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:33 pm to
On a side note, is that a toupee?
Posted by Stuckinthe90s
Dallas, TX
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:37 pm to
Well that Jerry maguire kid always reminds me the human brain weights 8 pounds or whatever so... yeah Matt Luke probably has another 47 lbs. there.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:39 pm to
The adult human brain weighs about 3 pounds

His is probably 5 or 6.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:39 pm to
False
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Well that Jerry maguire kid always reminds me the human brain weights 8 pounds or whatever so... yeah Matt Luke probably has another 47 lbs. there.


Haha. I just went a googled it.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:40 pm to
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False


Shut up Bowl, shut your Goddamn mouth
Posted by cajunbama
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:42 pm to
:rivalry:
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
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Posted on 7/31/18 at 10:55 pm to
Do they even sell 11 gallon hats?
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:15 am to
The OG pumpkin head puts Luke to shame.

Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 8:21 am to
Most of that weight is due to the knowledge he has accumulated on how to beat Dan Mullen.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 9:34 am to
Fat Luke?
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 9:58 am to
Well, that's a huge noggin.
That's a virtual planetoid.
Has it's own weather system.
Posted by UTprideofTX
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:02 am to
Posted by goodgrin
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:39 am to
False. I say 46 lbs.
Posted by uga471434
Woodstock
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 8/1/18 at 10:43 am to
I don't know how much it weighs but he is making a face like he just farted and really really hopes you don't smell it.
Posted by PorkRoast
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2015
6047 posts
Posted on 8/1/18 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Most of that weight is due to the knowledge he has accumulated on how to beat Dan Mullen.


Break his starting QBs leg? What a novel idea.
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