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It's time everyone takes a bow to their Longhorn overlords

Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:51 am
Posted by Sean Bean
USA
Member since May 2018
490 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:51 am
Texas owns the head to head against all but 3 SEC schools. Only South Carolina and Vanderbilt have a winning record against them. Vanderbilt is the only school that has went up against the Longhorns on multiple occasions, yet still came away victorious more times than not.

It's time all of you other heathens make a blood sacrifice to your overlords.

All-time record vs the UT overlords

Alabama: 1-7-1 (.167)
Arkansas: 22-56 (.282)
Auburn: 3-5 (.375)
Florida: 0-2-1 (.167)
Georgia: 1-3 (.250)
Kentucky: 0-1 (.000)
LSU: 7-9-1 (.441)
Mississippi St: 2-2 (.500)
Missouri: 6-18 (.250)
Ole Miss: 2-6 (.250)
South Carolina: 1-0 (1.000)
Tennessee: 1-2 (.333)
Texas A&M: 37-76-5 (.335)
Vanderbilt: 8-3-1 (.708)

Sorted by winning percentage


Kentucky: .000%
Alabama: .167%
Florida: .167%
Georgia: .250%
Missouri: .250%
Ole Miss: .250%
Arkansas: .282%
Tennessee: .333%
Texas A&M: .335%
Auburn: .375%
LSU: .441%
Mississippi St: .500%
Vanderbilt: .708%
South Carolina: 1.000%

While you're at it, please curtsy while in the presence of Vanderbilt for holding up the integrity of this conference.
This post was edited on 7/10/18 at 12:23 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
16708 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 am to
Congrats on your first winning season in 4 years.
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:52 am to
Agreed Texas is a god
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:53 am to
Lol @ Alabama
Posted by Kel Varnsen
Member since May 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:

Sorted by losing percentage


try again
Posted by Sean Bean
USA
Member since May 2018
490 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 11:54 am to
tried again
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:04 pm to
Big 1
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:06 pm to


Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:08 pm to


Just take it.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17820 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

the only school that has went


Posted by jthomas666
Member since Jul 2008
386 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

It's time all of you other heathens make a blood sacrifice to your overlords.
I grilled some steaks last week. If you listened to them sizzling, you could almost make out "If only Colt hadn't been hurt".

True story.
Posted by NFLU
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2014
5778 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Texas A&M: 37-76-5 (.335)


Ouch.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:06 pm to
Eh, it looks like we found our natural home considering we are middle of the pack in winning percentage.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16916 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:15 pm to


I think this may be the worst call ever made by an announcer in the history of college sports for being such a great play. You would’ve thought a fullback ran up the middle on first down for a gain of one yard with the enthusiasm Musberger showed. fricking travesty
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:18 pm to
Musberger had a touch of dementia..was mailing it in no research...against LSU the moaned the whole time about Lacy being in...he was clueless that they had rotated all year...no research
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:22 pm to
Ancient history is an interesting subject.
Posted by skadoosh14
Orlando, FL
Member since Jul 2018
405 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Mississippi St: 2-2 (.500)
Vanderbilt: 8-3-1 (.708)


State and Vandy picking up the SEC's slack like always
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37733 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:32 pm to
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While you're at it, please curtsy while in the presence of Vanderbilt for holding up the integrity of this conference.

We had a home-home-home scheduled with them in the late sixties early seventies where they were supposed to repay us for our trip (and win) down there (that they backed out of after our trip down there) plus add another home and home.

Paul Deitzel worked it out with them .... but alas, Texas backed-out again and we basically told their welshing asses to frick off. Until they agreed to come here they could pound sand.

And they'll never agree to come here and get their asses stomped.

mUSChamp, it's been said, has reached-out to them but they are uncooperative. He has connections there and we were hoping to set-up a future home and home and are willing to forgive the return game they still owe us for (because we were not paid for the first trip) ... but the long whornes are afraid of the long spurs.

Mack Brown was willing but it's their higher-ups that are the pussies.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:52 pm to
I hope you beleive Aggies then when we say the rivalry ending wasn't our decision.
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 7/10/18 at 1:56 pm to
frick Texas. You're living in the past you romantic fool.

I've enjoyed your journey to irrelevancy over the years.

frick Texas.
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