you're in a bar fight

vanderbilt.

either we win, or we can at least sue someone if we get our arse kicked.

Miss St ..no pansies.. strong body core

Auburn. A lot of pent up rage there.

Not Alabama, because they would probably be to busy doing their sister to be any help

The answer is Mississippi State - a bunch of borderline illiterate farm boys who l-ii-ke to f-ii-ght.

Kentucky of Mo? Nope, two-thirds yankee and basketball wussies playing tag instead of a man’s game...worthless in a fight:

Tennessee or Arkansas? Nope... one strap overalls and ridge running bare feet, skinny with malnutrition from triconosis doesn’t help in a brawl at all.

A&M? Nope, assuming this wasn’t a gay cat fight. Why even a sword-welding corps member got pushed over by a dam cheerleader once...

LSU? Nope... too drunk and passed out to help.. why even attempts to wake them up by tea bagging doesn’t work...so how can they help when it gets real?

Ole Miss? Nope, no one who regularly wears bow ties can do anything but call daddy and uncle Bill to ask what to do...

Georgia? Nope... might be good at the start but would take a punch at some point and quit.

Florida or South Carolina or Vandy? Nope don’t need east coast attitudes or pussies in a battle.

I’ll take State as a backup just in case Alabama can’t handle it.

Who have I forgotten...let’s see.... hummmm???... oh yes Auburn... student body similar to State’s but far more effete... And, in a fight I would prefer to have an assistant with some brains. Besides... the people you were fighting would most likely be from the barn... so why have them on your side? Everyone hates the barn.....so frick them and their whole “fambly.”

Hillbillies tend to be able to hold their own in a fight. UK first and UT second would be my choices.

I’d take a Bama fan, because everybody would want to beat the hell out of him, and while they’re focused on stomping the gump I can pick them off one at a time.

LSU - They can talk a big game

Missouri- Look scary as hell with that meth mouth

Alabama- With them and State, we will mop the floor with them.

Probably Miss State and LSU fans. You want someone who has nothing to lose.

It would have to be someone from Florida.

They have folks who go insane from smoking bath salts and try to eat folks. You turn one them loose and then slip out the back while they are gnawing on some poor schmuck's face.