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re: Tua reminded me of Cam Newton last night
Posted by aufbfan on 1/8/19 at 2:23 pm
Auburn scored 22 points despite having gained 519 yards in the 2011 BCSCG, with 3 of those coming on the final FG as time expired.
Nobody would believe our offense was performing at close to its best that game.
Nobody would believe our offense was performing at close to its best that game.
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re: Gus’s own players are finally turning on him...
Posted by aufbfan on 10/2/18 at 8:53 pm
Yeah, this story is probably made up completely out of thin air with absolutely zero credence to it.
Not a chance any of our players, who entrusted that moron with their careers, could possibly feel this way.
Not a chance any of our players, who entrusted that moron with their careers, could possibly feel this way.
Gus’s own players are finally turning on him...
Posted by aufbfan on 10/2/18 at 8:43 pm
It’s October 1, 2018: JB Grimes is still Auburn’s OL coach...
Posted by aufbfan on 10/1/18 at 8:52 pm
Rest easy, fellow SEC West rivals and UGA. You’ve literally nothing to fear for the foreseeable future.
Damnit.
Damnit.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 10:12 pm
About what I figured.
Have the dealer stack my chips for me. I’m ready to cash out my winnings and hit the titty bar.
Have the dealer stack my chips for me. I’m ready to cash out my winnings and hit the titty bar.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 10:06 pm
Because remaster is actually a connected booster who knows where your money is spent?
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 10:02 pm
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Sure I do. Submit all the proof to the NCAA and I'll read about it when shite hits the fan.
Again, please feel free to tag remaster916 and ask him how you secured Tua’s LOI, among others.
We await your response with baited breath.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:53 pm
Or you could just ask your fellow homeboarder, since, you know, he actually has all the details.
But let’s be honest, you don’t REALLY wanna know how Saban signs his top classes.
But let’s be honest, you don’t REALLY wanna know how Saban signs his top classes.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:50 pm
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Prove it.
You should talk to “remaster916”.
He knows exactly how much Tua and his family were paid... and who paid them.
re: Would Pruitt be a secret witness for the NCAA?
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:48 pm
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Bama was bidding for Means. But so was tennessee
So why did he turn you guys in?
re: Would Pruitt be a secret witness for the NCAA?
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:42 pm
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Or lie to the NCAA.
Serious question: Do Bama fans still think Fulmer (and Spurrier) was lying?
And that Antonio Langham actually ONLY signed a napkin?
Yikes.
re: Other than JB Grimes, who is the worst assistant coach in the SEC?
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:41 pm
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This thread hasn’t gone like you’d hoped. You sound like a dumb arse.
Uh wut?
JBG wouldn’t have a legit Power 5 job offer if he left Auburn tomorrow.
He blows.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:38 pm
It makes me so happy Cam Newton exists.
Bama fans got to experience one year of what every other fanbase experiences with Nick Saban at the helm at Bama.
And the best part? Bama fans acted like little bitches, showing their true colors.
‘Twas worth 15 consecutive Bama titles... because those colors can never be removed beneath the surface.
Bama fans got to experience one year of what every other fanbase experiences with Nick Saban at the helm at Bama.
And the best part? Bama fans acted like little bitches, showing their true colors.
‘Twas worth 15 consecutive Bama titles... because those colors can never be removed beneath the surface.
re: Other than JB Grimes, who is the worst assistant coach in the SEC?
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:36 pm
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I was talking about his mention of Lindsey in the OP.
Lindsey sucks arse as well.
re: 2018 247 Sports - Team Talent Composite Rankings
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:34 pm
Shannon Terry likes penises in or around his mouth.
re: Bama projected to be double digit favorites against every team in college football
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:34 pm
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Message Bama projected to be double digit favorites against every team in college football by schmoo I would suggest you take all this knowledge that you know and let Auburn in on it. I'm sure they know exactly what to do with it, as a matter of fact, let anyone in the SEC or B!G they will be ecstatic about this. Any number of Media would pay big money for this, but then again, you don't have any information, this is just a fantasy, a big lie to help you sleep at night, you are pathetic
You seem mad that nobody believes your program is legit.
Real mad.
Can’t say I blame you for how you figs acted when one bought player (CAM) beat your whole team of bought players.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:15 pm
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Troll or incest? Maybe both.
Definitely not a troll.
Someone who truly believes a guy who had won 0.5 national championships in 12 years all of a sudden signed 15 consecutive #1 recruiting classes with zero help from the most traditionally rogue booster fan base in the college game.
re: Nick Saban is just a good coach
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:10 pm
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Saban has nothing to do with Tua being good !
That’s Saban’s MO.
He doesn’t have anything to do with Tua being good. But he has a lot to do with the $550k Tua’s family received to move from Hawaii to Alabaster and the jobs he got for their family.
That’s Saban’s genius.
re: Bama projected to be double digit favorites against every team in college football
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 9:00 pm
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K, so you admit Cam was paid
Lol, of course Cam was paid. We paid him because you all decided to pay 85% of legit HS kids when Saban was hired so we figured we would throw it in your faces for a change.
To be honest, you didn’t handle it well. You acted like new money c**ts from MSU who’d never experienced success.
You completely ignored the fact that your whole history was built on 10-12 Cam Newtons per year. And you were unbecoming in defeat...
Not a very good look, tbh.
re: Bama projected to be double digit favorites against every team in college football
Posted by aufbfan on 9/24/18 at 8:52 pm
Bama fans: “Yeah, yeah... we cheat. But CAM!!!
Everyone else: “Lol, you spend 5 times more than that on literally every single recruiting class.”
Ah, to be part of such a stupid fan base that doesn’t understand irony.
Everyone else: “Lol, you spend 5 times more than that on literally every single recruiting class.”
Ah, to be part of such a stupid fan base that doesn’t understand irony.
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