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Alright start the divorce settlement for Missouri...

Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:14 am
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:14 am
frick it we'll each give you $20 mill and we'll throw Vanderbilt in if you'll just get the frick out and never speak to us again.



Signed,

The entire SEC (including Texas A&M)
Posted by Kalameet
Oolacile Township
Member since Feb 2018
51 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:18 am to
Funny thing is, theyve done more than half the teams in the east have since they showed up.
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7918 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:18 am to
Fun Fact: Mississippi State literally broke Missouri. After a Thursday Night ESPN Victory in Columbia Missouri in early November of 2015: Missouri Football Players joined their movement which led to protests and of course the infamous professor Video/GIF.

Honestly I'm cool with them staying as long as we can play them more often in football. They're pretty easy to beat.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42751 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:24 am to
Vanderbilt is a founding member.
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:27 am to
quote:

Vanderbilt is a founding member.


And due to them being a private institution the other members of the SEC are afforded certain rights they would not have if all schools in conference were publicly funded institutions.
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
7918 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:29 am to
Yeah idk why the op brought up kicking Vanderbilt. That was dumb.

Although culture wise Missouri does not seem to fit. But they're better now then they were 2 years ago when I thought that was their best chance to get kicked out. They won't be kicked out now. But they could leave for like the Big Ten I suppose. But idk why they would want to play Rutgers and Maryland.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:30 am to
quote:

Vanderbilt is a founding member.


Good they can help Missouri find their way into the B1G were they really belong
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:34 am to
Melt Day 2
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:36 am to
I just want to remind everyone that the Mississippi State men’s basketball team came to Columbia, MO yesterday and lost to Mizzou 89-85. Yes, they lost. They’re losers. They did not win the game.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145419 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:41 am to
just a reminder that mississippi state is literally only in this conference because they were in the right place and the right time in history
This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 12:44 am
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:45 am to
quote:

they were in the right place and the right time in history


This applies to everyone ever
Posted by ZOU
STL
Member since Oct 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:45 am to
It’s funny when historically irrelevant teams in the big 2 sports like Cowbell U think they’re one of the cool kids because they get to participate even though they just get the shite kicked out of them every time.

Very sad.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145419 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 12:47 am to
not nearly on the level of MSU
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
3849 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 1:16 am to
Sweet Melt

89-85

This post was edited on 2/12/18 at 1:17 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67532 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 6:08 am to
This just in......you still fricking lost
Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 6:40 am to
Posted by Jazzbo Depew
Bug Tussle
Member since Dec 2017
1765 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 6:51 am to
It was clearly a foul.

Here's the unedited image thats NOT making the rounds.


Posted by msudawg1200
Central Mississippi
Member since Jun 2014
9471 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 7:15 am to
Shut up already. Quit being a whining baby. The game is over, and we lost. On to the next game.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19279 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 7:15 am to
quote:

frick it we'll each give you $20 mill


$20 million? Please...

Our 1/14th share of the SECN in perpetuity will be just fine.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17303 posts
Posted on 2/12/18 at 7:23 am to
You talk like someone who has been on welfare for a while.
Perpetually.
Why not get a job.
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