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Was Harvey Updyke a plant?

Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:21 pm
Posted by InsideTheTide
Montgomery, AL
Member since Aug 2017
1044 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:21 pm
A real Bama fan would have bought all the toilet paper in Auburn.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
20175 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:22 pm to
He killed plants
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24619 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:22 pm to
No but he killed some
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Harvey Updyke


History will eventually remember him as a hero.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:31 pm to
God damn you are awful
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9845 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Was Harvey Updyke a plant?


Your mom's a plant
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

A real Bama fan would have bought all the toilet paper in Auburn.


That’s a lot of food stamps
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:42 pm to
The average Bama fan registers as a vegetable when you try and measure their brain waves. So its possible.
Posted by trackem
Auburn, AL
Member since Jun 2009
1301 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:51 pm to
He lived in someone else’s house in Dadeville. He can’t even afford reduced payments on his fines. Sounds like a bammer
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11879 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 9:59 pm to
It's basketball season. Can we save the off season threads for when baseball season starts?
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 10:00 pm to
He has the intelligence of a plant.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8649 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 10:20 pm to
Gave his kids terrible Bama related names, only went to campus for games not a single class, entire self worth determined by the outcome of games played by kids. Doesn't sound like a plant, sounds like a gump
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 1/29/18 at 10:24 pm to
That dumb fricker fit the Bammer profile perfectly.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21282 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 1:18 am to
I saw something on a politics board about "Q Anon" suggesting he was part of a CIA false flag prelude to the Vegas shooting but he misunderstood his orders.
Posted by OldSchoolHorn
Aspen CO
Member since Nov 2014
3999 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 2:08 am to
Why y’all tryna hate on a mutha f’er for having too much Bama in him?
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 3:58 am to
Come on alter boy. You have blown your cover.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 5:25 am to
RDT
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11147 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 6:28 am to
He's every Alabama fan's hero
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16285 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 6:34 am to
Updyke is exactly like every bammer you meet in real life.

He is 90% of their fan base.

He is 95% of tickets sold to the Bryant museum.

He is 99% of who shows up at media days.

He is bammer.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6787 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 7:21 am to
You are close to being the worst poster on here. Congrats.
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