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It's MELTDOWN Time....

Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
68315 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
quote:

If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


NSFW
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23657 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:21 am to
Yeah that sums Florida up the past 3 years
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Motion to disqualify TCU from the Big 12 because they brought a defense and the rules clearly outline that’s a violation.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33133 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


My absolute favorite.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13882 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Rosens are red

UCLA is blue

Arkansas choked

Just like TAMU




Damn.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
37909 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:40 am to
I remember vaguely somebody saying that same statement in the game thread.
Posted by TiderNAL
Member since Nov 2010
7700 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:45 am to
Can y'all imagine 2013 Auburn playing 2017 UF? Would the game ever end or would there just be a series of unending miraculous events occuring?
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 10:46 am
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:47 am to
I think this hit one day too early.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58071 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:48 am to
FSU fan


quote:

Ohh shite we Gator football now
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
25469 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:49 am to
Wish some MSU was on there
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12312 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Now we have to go Lubbock after this arse-whooping and probably die from raider rash while suffocating under a pile of tortillas, just like the old gypsy woman said.


A true lol.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:52 am to
Those are golden.
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
42021 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:57 am to
This is a proper meltdown


quote:

Every damn year I buy tickets to this stupid game thinking “oh yes! My Razorbacks are playing where I live, this will be fun and totally not soul-crushing agony this year!” But every damn year after spending a frickton of cash drowning my existence in Jerry’s palace’s obscene drink prices to forget how stupid I am to keep having faith in this dumbass team. frick Kevin Sumlin, frick Bret Bielema, and frick Jerry Jones for nearly bankrupting me every year I waste my vacation money on an in person reminder of how shitty my decisions are. The only comfort I feel is knowing Jerry Jones is as miserable and dumb as me because we both still cheer for this dumbass brain damaged frickup group of frickboys that call themself a football team.
Posted by RoopBama
Member since Feb 2016
136 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:01 am to
This one was my favorite
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

AGUAYO MADE THE EXTRA POINT GET HYPE


I don't know why, but this cracked me up
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to
I love all of the meltdowns.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100000 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:09 am to
The one you quoted is absolute gold
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
45956 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

quote:If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.


Exactly!
Posted by drunkensailor89
Kingsland, GA
Member since Sep 2013
2009 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

NO BODY BEATS KENTUCKY 32 YEARS IN A ROW
(Kentucky)

and

quote:

Lets make this game interesting. Loser has to keep their coach
(Arky)

made me LOL
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
11613 posts
Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

The amount of money I paid to be here is worth every penny because if Arkansas football doesn’t remind me I’m garbage and don’t deserve happiness who will?


This was another good one.
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