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It's MELTDOWN Time....
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:19 am
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If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.
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Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:21 am to RollTide1987
Yeah that sums Florida up the past 3 years
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:27 am to RollTide1987
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Motion to disqualify TCU from the Big 12 because they brought a defense and the rules clearly outline that’s a violation.

Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to five_fivesix
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If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.
My absolute favorite.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:29 am to RollTide1987
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Rosens are red
UCLA is blue
Arkansas choked
Just like TAMU
Damn.

Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:40 am to RollTide1987
I remember vaguely somebody saying that same statement in the game thread.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:45 am to RollTide1987
Can y'all imagine 2013 Auburn playing 2017 UF? Would the game ever end or would there just be a series of unending miraculous events occuring?
This post was edited on 9/26/17 at 10:46 am
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:47 am to RollTide1987
I think this hit one day too early.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:48 am to RollTide1987
FSU fan
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Ohh shite we Gator football now
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:49 am to RollTide1987
Wish some MSU was on there
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:51 am to RollTide1987
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Now we have to go Lubbock after this arse-whooping and probably die from raider rash while suffocating under a pile of tortillas, just like the old gypsy woman said.
A true lol.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 10:57 am to TheCaterpillar
This is a proper meltdown

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Every damn year I buy tickets to this stupid game thinking “oh yes! My Razorbacks are playing where I live, this will be fun and totally not soul-crushing agony this year!” But every damn year after spending a frickton of cash drowning my existence in Jerry’s palace’s obscene drink prices to forget how stupid I am to keep having faith in this dumbass team. frick Kevin Sumlin, frick Bret Bielema, and frick Jerry Jones for nearly bankrupting me every year I waste my vacation money on an in person reminder of how shitty my decisions are. The only comfort I feel is knowing Jerry Jones is as miserable and dumb as me because we both still cheer for this dumbass brain damaged frickup group of frickboys that call themself a football team.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:01 am to five_fivesix
This one was my favorite
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to RoopBama
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AGUAYO MADE THE EXTRA POINT GET HYPE
I don't know why, but this cracked me up

Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:03 am to RoopBama
I love all of the meltdowns.
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:09 am to RollTide1987
The one you quoted is absolute gold
Posted on 9/26/17 at 11:17 am to RollTide1987
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quote:If Jim McElwain was in an Escape Room, he’d never get any of the clues. But with 3 seconds left the door would inexplicably fall off its hinges and he’d just walk out.
Exactly!

Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:06 pm to RollTide1987
quote:(Kentucky)
NO BODY BEATS KENTUCKY 32 YEARS IN A ROW
and
quote:(Arky)
Lets make this game interesting. Loser has to keep their coach
made me LOL
Posted on 9/26/17 at 12:15 pm to drunkensailor89
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The amount of money I paid to be here is worth every penny because if Arkansas football doesn’t remind me I’m garbage and don’t deserve happiness who will?
This was another good one.
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