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Men, How would you honestly classify yourself
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:52 pm
Using these categories, how would you rate what type of person you are. You may not exactly fit in one category so two may be used... Explain yourself if needed
Gay
Metrosexual
Natural Male
Country boy
Redneck
People who dont know me probably think I would be a redneck due to my profession but Im really not even close to redneck, I was brought up redneck and probably would have stayed that way but I skewed the other direction years ago
I would classify myself somewhere between Natural male and Metro. I would say I like most things that Natural men do but have a few metro tendencies.
Clothing preferences - Athletic to Metro styles
I have a watch fetish which is more metro
Occasional pedicure - Certainly more metro
Shave body hair for the beach - Metro
Work outside - Natural but with a Country boy profession
Drinking style is mostly neat - Natural male
Anyone?
Gay
Metrosexual
Natural Male
Country boy
Redneck
People who dont know me probably think I would be a redneck due to my profession but Im really not even close to redneck, I was brought up redneck and probably would have stayed that way but I skewed the other direction years ago
I would classify myself somewhere between Natural male and Metro. I would say I like most things that Natural men do but have a few metro tendencies.
Clothing preferences - Athletic to Metro styles
I have a watch fetish which is more metro
Occasional pedicure - Certainly more metro
Shave body hair for the beach - Metro
Work outside - Natural but with a Country boy profession
Drinking style is mostly neat - Natural male
Anyone?
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:59 pm to LanierSpots
Natural male, with a few metro tendencies. I deer hunt and like to fish, which are probably the only country/redneck things about me.
Metro in that I'm pretty particular about how I dress, though not really fashionable. Just neatly pressed shirts, shoes matching belt, stuff like that. Never had a pedicure.
Metro in that I'm pretty particular about how I dress, though not really fashionable. Just neatly pressed shirts, shoes matching belt, stuff like that. Never had a pedicure.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:59 pm to LanierSpots
I trimmed a Power T in my man-bush.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:00 pm to LanierSpots
Natural Male
Country boy
Country boy
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:39 pm to LanierSpots
What's the definition of "Natural Male"?
I tried google and now I'm going to be getting dickpill popups for a month.
Assuming it is just middle of the road on the spectrum, I'd fall Natural Male to Country Boy with a heavy lean to country boy.
I like the rural lifestyle but want my modern conveniences like fast internet & cable TV.
Love to fish and hunted until my mid-to-late 20s when I decided I liked to fish way more than hunt.
Have to wear slacks and a tie to work, but otherwise I'm in jeans. Everything matches, but it usually comes from Sams & Costco instead of a men's clothing store.
Shave pretty much every day & keep a short, simple, neat haircut.
Own an pickup truck but it is stock and devoid of any rebel flags, truck nutz, or other redneck swag.
Don't drink.
I tried google and now I'm going to be getting dickpill popups for a month.

Assuming it is just middle of the road on the spectrum, I'd fall Natural Male to Country Boy with a heavy lean to country boy.
I like the rural lifestyle but want my modern conveniences like fast internet & cable TV.
Love to fish and hunted until my mid-to-late 20s when I decided I liked to fish way more than hunt.
Have to wear slacks and a tie to work, but otherwise I'm in jeans. Everything matches, but it usually comes from Sams & Costco instead of a men's clothing store.
Shave pretty much every day & keep a short, simple, neat haircut.
Own an pickup truck but it is stock and devoid of any rebel flags, truck nutz, or other redneck swag.
Don't drink.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:51 pm to JustGetItRight
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Occasional pedicure - Certainly more metro
mani pedi?
I wouldn't call that metro.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:02 pm to LanierSpots
Straight white normal weighted heterosexual Christian male.
Or as BLM and LGBTQTIP calls me, the scum of the world.
Or as BLM and LGBTQTIP calls me, the scum of the world.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:09 pm to LanierSpots
Straight out da swamp, baw.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:10 pm to PrivatePublic
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Straight white normal weighted heterosexual Christian male.
a.k.a. A racist, xenophobic, body shaming sexist
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:22 pm to LanierSpots
Thread is definitely Gay.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:55 pm to LanierSpots
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Clothing preferences
Eclectic. I range from cowboy hats/boots, to athletic, to flatbills/basketball shoes. Usual casual attire for me is a baseball cap (fitted half the time, flatbill the other half), shades, t-shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.
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pedicure
I have never had one of these in my life, and don't ever plan to

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Shave body hair
Never done this (sans "manscaping" per wifey's druthers), but I'm also not a naturally hirsute male.
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Work outside
I work indoors
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Drinking style
Hardly ever keep alcohol in the house, but I drink socially and can hold my liquor quite well. As for tastes, I'm not brand loyal in the slightest. I'll drink anything and try anything.
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:59 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I trimmed a Power T in my man-bush.

Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:35 pm to Numberwang
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Thread is definitely Gay
Seconded
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:39 pm to LanierSpots
Natural Male
this thread is gay though
this thread is gay though
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:51 pm to Kentucker
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I hope you dyed it orange.
frick no, that's just weird
Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:01 pm to LanierSpots
I would consider my self a country boy. I grew up in a small town, wear jeans and dockers most days, and drive a truck.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:03 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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frick no, that's just weird
But funny as heck

Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:38 pm to LanierSpots
I mean no disrespect, but I don't classify myself within any of those boxes.
I'm 45, so I'm well past the point of caring what others think. I like what I like, and I really don't give a damned about anything else, certainly classifications of being a man.
I'm 45, so I'm well past the point of caring what others think. I like what I like, and I really don't give a damned about anything else, certainly classifications of being a man.
Posted on 11/7/16 at 5:25 pm to LanierSpots
I regularly do yoga and I get a monthly pedicure and massage, and would spend a day a week at the spa if I could afford it! You baws are missing out... but I also dip snuff, hunt, fish, etc.
I hate the term "metrosexual" because it has nothing to do with ones sexuality. I do yoga because it's great and good for you, get massages/pedicures cause it feels fricking great and good for you.
I hunt and fish cause I enjoy it and it's how I grew up.
I guess I could be classified as country/metro/natural.
I hate the term "metrosexual" because it has nothing to do with ones sexuality. I do yoga because it's great and good for you, get massages/pedicures cause it feels fricking great and good for you.
I hunt and fish cause I enjoy it and it's how I grew up.
I guess I could be classified as country/metro/natural.
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