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Men, How would you honestly classify yourself

Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66564 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:52 pm
Using these categories, how would you rate what type of person you are. You may not exactly fit in one category so two may be used... Explain yourself if needed




Gay
Metrosexual
Natural Male
Country boy
Redneck



People who dont know me probably think I would be a redneck due to my profession but Im really not even close to redneck, I was brought up redneck and probably would have stayed that way but I skewed the other direction years ago


I would classify myself somewhere between Natural male and Metro. I would say I like most things that Natural men do but have a few metro tendencies.


Clothing preferences - Athletic to Metro styles
I have a watch fetish which is more metro
Occasional pedicure - Certainly more metro
Shave body hair for the beach - Metro
Work outside - Natural but with a Country boy profession
Drinking style is mostly neat - Natural male



Anyone?


Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:59 pm to
Natural male, with a few metro tendencies. I deer hunt and like to fish, which are probably the only country/redneck things about me.

Metro in that I'm pretty particular about how I dress, though not really fashionable. Just neatly pressed shirts, shoes matching belt, stuff like that. Never had a pedicure.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 12:59 pm to
I trimmed a Power T in my man-bush.


Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58121 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:00 pm to
Natural Male
Country boy
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68166 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:11 pm to
Caveman
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15846 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:39 pm to
What's the definition of "Natural Male"?

I tried google and now I'm going to be getting dickpill popups for a month.

Assuming it is just middle of the road on the spectrum, I'd fall Natural Male to Country Boy with a heavy lean to country boy.

I like the rural lifestyle but want my modern conveniences like fast internet & cable TV.

Love to fish and hunted until my mid-to-late 20s when I decided I liked to fish way more than hunt.

Have to wear slacks and a tie to work, but otherwise I'm in jeans. Everything matches, but it usually comes from Sams & Costco instead of a men's clothing store.

Shave pretty much every day & keep a short, simple, neat haircut.

Own an pickup truck but it is stock and devoid of any rebel flags, truck nutz, or other redneck swag.

Don't drink.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10328 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Occasional pedicure - Certainly more metro


mani pedi?

I wouldn't call that metro.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:02 pm to
Straight white normal weighted heterosexual Christian male.

Or as BLM and LGBTQTIP calls me, the scum of the world.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2305 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:09 pm to
Straight out da swamp, baw.
Posted by TheRodFather
Member since Sep 2014
619 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Straight white normal weighted heterosexual Christian male.


a.k.a. A racist, xenophobic, body shaming sexist
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:22 pm to
Thread is definitely Gay.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134050 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Clothing preferences


Eclectic. I range from cowboy hats/boots, to athletic, to flatbills/basketball shoes. Usual casual attire for me is a baseball cap (fitted half the time, flatbill the other half), shades, t-shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.

quote:

pedicure


I have never had one of these in my life, and don't ever plan to I don't care for folks touching my feet.

quote:

Shave body hair


Never done this (sans "manscaping" per wifey's druthers), but I'm also not a naturally hirsute male.

quote:

Work outside


I work indoors

quote:

Drinking style


Hardly ever keep alcohol in the house, but I drink socially and can hold my liquor quite well. As for tastes, I'm not brand loyal in the slightest. I'll drink anything and try anything.
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 2:58 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

I trimmed a Power T in my man-bush.


I hope you dyed it orange.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Thread is definitely Gay


Seconded
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71473 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:39 pm to
Natural Male

this thread is gay though
This post was edited on 11/7/16 at 3:40 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

I hope you dyed it orange.



frick no, that's just weird
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130326 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:01 pm to
I would consider my self a country boy. I grew up in a small town, wear jeans and dockers most days, and drive a truck.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58121 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

frick no, that's just weird




But funny as heck
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20322 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 4:38 pm to
I mean no disrespect, but I don't classify myself within any of those boxes.

I'm 45, so I'm well past the point of caring what others think. I like what I like, and I really don't give a damned about anything else, certainly classifications of being a man.

Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19569 posts
Posted on 11/7/16 at 5:25 pm to
I regularly do yoga and I get a monthly pedicure and massage, and would spend a day a week at the spa if I could afford it! You baws are missing out... but I also dip snuff, hunt, fish, etc.

I hate the term "metrosexual" because it has nothing to do with ones sexuality. I do yoga because it's great and good for you, get massages/pedicures cause it feels fricking great and good for you.

I hunt and fish cause I enjoy it and it's how I grew up.

I guess I could be classified as country/metro/natural.
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