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Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:51 pm
Thanks to this post on the other thread, and the Rant being mostly male
We have all been there brother so use this thread to tell your tales gentlemen!
First beer is on me!
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re: is this how most relationships are?Posted on 9/22/16 at 11:11 am to Kentucker
My wife wanted a cat and I did not want a cat, so we compromised and got a cat.
We have all been there brother so use this thread to tell your tales gentlemen!
First beer is on me!
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Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:56 pm to Cheese Grits
My first wife when we were newlyweds packed me lunch but didn't know to take the red plastic ring off the Bologna, fellas at the plant got a good 
Posted on 9/22/16 at 3:59 pm to Cheese Grits
what, you think I'm stupid?
my wife reads this board
my emails
texts
etc
It's worth clicking the link - I promise...
my wife reads this board
my emails
texts
etc
It's worth clicking the link - I promise...
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:08 pm to dcbl
Bad guys don't have brown straps around their black hats.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:23 pm to dcbl
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:40 pm to Cheese Grits
went out to a ranch to spotlight and drink for a friends wedding. this was in the early 2000s so there wasn't cell reception everywhere.
we stayed out about an 3 hours after i told her we'd be home.
as i start getting back into range i have 10 voicemails.
They go from "hey babe just checking to see if you're headed back" to "call me when you can" to "are you OK" to "i'm going to where y'all met. why aren't you calling" to "i'm driving out in the country. WHERE ARE YOU!?!??"
I look at my buddies all WTF. i call her and tell her i'll be home in 45 minutes. she's asleep when i get home and she said not to ever do that again. and then we never talked about it. it's 14 years later but... it was a little BSC at the time.
we stayed out about an 3 hours after i told her we'd be home.
as i start getting back into range i have 10 voicemails.
They go from "hey babe just checking to see if you're headed back" to "call me when you can" to "are you OK" to "i'm going to where y'all met. why aren't you calling" to "i'm driving out in the country. WHERE ARE YOU!?!??"
I look at my buddies all WTF. i call her and tell her i'll be home in 45 minutes. she's asleep when i get home and she said not to ever do that again. and then we never talked about it. it's 14 years later but... it was a little BSC at the time.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 4:56 pm to Cheese Grits
Ive been married for seventeen years though I never asked my wife for her hand in marriage.
One day she says tells me hey this weekend were going to look for engagement rings. After the fourth store she made up her mind on the ring.Of course the ring was at the first store. The jewelry store explained that the ring will be ready in two weeks. When I got the phone call that the ring was ready my wife gets all excited. I tell her wait a minute, just because the ring is ready doesn't mean I'm giving it to you right away.
She informs me that the vagina will be out of business until the ring is put on her finger. So, the cold war started and I gave in two days later like a whipped boy.
One day she says tells me hey this weekend were going to look for engagement rings. After the fourth store she made up her mind on the ring.Of course the ring was at the first store. The jewelry store explained that the ring will be ready in two weeks. When I got the phone call that the ring was ready my wife gets all excited. I tell her wait a minute, just because the ring is ready doesn't mean I'm giving it to you right away.
She informs me that the vagina will be out of business until the ring is put on her finger. So, the cold war started and I gave in two days later like a whipped boy.
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 9/22/16 at 5:12 pm to rantfan
Another engagement ring story
My brother worked in the North East his girlfriend lived in Louisiana. As they were talking about marriage he went ahead and bought her a very nice ring without her knowledge. The cost of the ring was near $30,000.
A couple of days later he told her that he ordered a ring for her. She got pissed off. She tells him well that ring better not be less than $10,000. So, he told her fine. The next day he went back and cancelled the ring and bought one worth $1,500.
My brother worked in the North East his girlfriend lived in Louisiana. As they were talking about marriage he went ahead and bought her a very nice ring without her knowledge. The cost of the ring was near $30,000.
A couple of days later he told her that he ordered a ring for her. She got pissed off. She tells him well that ring better not be less than $10,000. So, he told her fine. The next day he went back and cancelled the ring and bought one worth $1,500.
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 9/22/16 at 5:30 pm to Cheese Grits
Back in the late 70s while at LSU, Morman missionaries stooped at my future wife's apartment. She invites them in, and listens to their whole presentation. They said, "Do you have any questions?" She said, "Do y'all know Donny and Marie?" One of my favorite stories.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 6:40 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 9/22/16 at 7:33 pm to Cheese Grits
My wife talked us into buying a five bedroom house in Acworth, one of the expensive suburbs of Atlanta, because she thinks that we need to have the room and she wants a craft room. We have one toddler. No pets.
At least it has a finished media room in the basement that isn't included in those five bedrooms. Theater lighting and all. I'll just make her clean it up.
At least it has a finished media room in the basement that isn't included in those five bedrooms. Theater lighting and all. I'll just make her clean it up.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 8:13 pm to Cheese Grits
I've been married for 31 years. On our honeymoon I asked my wife to try on my pants. She put them on and I asked "how do they fit?"
"They're to big " was her response and I then said "don't forget who wears the pants in this family".
Then we get ready for bed she says "hey, try on these sexy panties of mine and tell me what you think". I try and try, but could not get them over my waist. I said "I can't get in these panties" which she responds "you won't with that attitude".
"They're to big " was her response and I then said "don't forget who wears the pants in this family".
Then we get ready for bed she says "hey, try on these sexy panties of mine and tell me what you think". I try and try, but could not get them over my waist. I said "I can't get in these panties" which she responds "you won't with that attitude".
Posted on 9/23/16 at 7:55 am to Cheese Grits
My wife will pull the sticker off her windshield so I won't know how long it's been between oil changes. SMH.....but I still know.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 8:37 am to Cheese Grits
Is this:
1. My best story about my wife.?
or
2. A story about my best wife?
1. My best story about my wife.?
or
2. A story about my best wife?
Posted on 9/23/16 at 8:46 am to Cheese Grits
I started dating my wife in 10th grade of high school. Got married three months after graduation
Still married. Loooooooong time. Thats my best story.
When we first got married, she called me at work one day. Was planning on making breakfast for dinner that night. She needed to know how much grease do you put in the pan when you cook bacon. She had never cooked before.
I told her to wait till I got home to make dinner.
Still married. Loooooooong time. Thats my best story.
When we first got married, she called me at work one day. Was planning on making breakfast for dinner that night. She needed to know how much grease do you put in the pan when you cook bacon. She had never cooked before.
I told her to wait till I got home to make dinner.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 9:34 am to LanierSpots
Sounds like my wife when we first got married. She decided she wanted to fry some chicken once, and put a pot of oil on the stove. About 10 minutes later, I could smell the oil burning and went into the kitchen asking her what she was doing. She said she was waiting on the oil to boil so she could fry some chicken.
We went to Popeye's that night.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:27 am to The Spleen
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Sounds like my wife when we first got married. She decided she wanted to fry some chicken once, and put a pot of oil on the stove. About 10 minutes later, I could smell the oil burning and went into the kitchen asking her what she was doing. She said she was waiting on the oil to boil so she could fry some chicken.
We went to Popeye's that night.
Th odd thing about that is her mother was a housewife. Old school. No job, just stayed home, cleaned and cooked. Never taught her a thing. We got married very early but I was very self sufficient. I could cook, wash my own clothes and take care of myself. She knew nothing.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:41 am to LanierSpots
Same with my wife and her mom, though her mom isn't that great a cook. She didn't teach her a thing about cooking though. I taught myself in high school and college, and do almost all of the cooking in our house now.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 10:58 am to Cheese Grits
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We have all been there brother so use this thread to tell your tales gentlemen!
First beer is on me!
Well you definitely have my story
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:02 am to The Spleen
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Same with my wife and her mom, though her mom isn't that great a cook. She didn't teach her a thing about cooking though. I taught myself in high school and college, and do almost all of the cooking in our house now.
I grew up country and my parents taught me things at a young age. I could do basic cooking when I was 12 or 13 years old. You just learned these things back when I grew up. I guess I should have known while we were dating but we were in high school. We didnt know shite about life when we got married 3 months after graduation.
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