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Oxford bad experience last week end
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:02 pm
never again am i gonna go back to that place.
so i get sent there for work over week end so end up goin to same bar every nite just to pass the time so me and ole boy workin bar get to be pretty cool.
we start doin draft kings but my cell screens cracked up so i use his to do my picks when he start talkin bout his problems with his girl that she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies but now over seas for the army.
after ten min ramblin like a parett he gets a video call on his i pad from her so he goes to the back to talk which is good i know its hard to be real far away from people u love but 1 hr past and he still back there and his cell chargin on the bar so i use it to check pelican score cause my cell screens cracked up.
i go to google and type in p for pelican and shite ton porn book marks go everywere so i start snoopin to see what this guy really like since he the one makin all my drinks.
come to find he into weird shite i never seen when they put there meat in a hole in the wall but im not picky with porns so i slide to corner of bar and fast forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little.
they was both men.
ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.
i payed then left quiet and thank god for watchin over me cause brook lopez end up droppin 33 winnin me 30 bucks but this the kind of shits goin on up in oxford just to warn yall.
so i get sent there for work over week end so end up goin to same bar every nite just to pass the time so me and ole boy workin bar get to be pretty cool.
we start doin draft kings but my cell screens cracked up so i use his to do my picks when he start talkin bout his problems with his girl that she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies but now over seas for the army.
after ten min ramblin like a parett he gets a video call on his i pad from her so he goes to the back to talk which is good i know its hard to be real far away from people u love but 1 hr past and he still back there and his cell chargin on the bar so i use it to check pelican score cause my cell screens cracked up.
i go to google and type in p for pelican and shite ton porn book marks go everywere so i start snoopin to see what this guy really like since he the one makin all my drinks.
come to find he into weird shite i never seen when they put there meat in a hole in the wall but im not picky with porns so i slide to corner of bar and fast forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little.
they was both men.
ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.
i payed then left quiet and thank god for watchin over me cause brook lopez end up droppin 33 winnin me 30 bucks but this the kind of shits goin on up in oxford just to warn yall.
This post was edited on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:04 pm to MercerBears
I feel ya. Bars closing at 8pm isn't fun either
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:08 pm to MercerBears
Also you can tell a story better than William Faulkner

Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:09 pm to MercerBears
I have a headache now, but thanks for sharing. 

Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:15 pm to MercerBears
quote:funniest thing thats been on here in 2016
ole boy girls over sea fightin isis while he servin drinks with hands after beatin his meat to non hetero sexual films.
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:20 pm to MercerBears
Best poster since PWJ was banned
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:22 pm to MercerBears
Someone name this man poet laureate of Mississippi.
Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:28 pm to MercerBears
Just reading who the OP was and seeing the length of the post made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you for delivering the expected and more.


Posted on 2/3/16 at 10:29 pm to genro
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Also you can tell a story better than William Faulkner
Meh. All Willie had to do was write from the point of view of a kid with an IQ of 30. He never mucked around in the brain of a drunk SEC football fan. Even he had his limits.
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