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God hates Mizzou. Updated (Dline coach leaving for Eagles after 2 months)
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Updated for this months Mizzou bad news. The best new coach we brought in leaves after just 2 months on the staff. An interview was uploaded by Mizzou athletics just this morning doing a one on one interview with him. 
(2016)
It all makes sense now.
It's clear to me now more than ever that a god does exist and he hates Mizzou.
In the last few years:
-Michael Sam drama (2014)
-SJW poop swastika movement that got our football team to go on strike because some kid from a family worth 20 million who felt "oppressed" went on a hunger strike and successfully bullied our University President out of office. (2015)
-Gary Pinkel, the winningest coach in Mizzou football history is diagnosed with lymphoma and resigns.(2015)
-Football and basketball team suck(ed) this season. (2015/2016)
-A basketball program clearly in need of a new coach who's now stuck with him because of NCAA violations with an impending punishment.(2016)
This can't be a coincidence...
Maybe we are being punished for our ancestors sins of killing the Indians or massacring the jay-hawkers(Kansas Union free state supporters) in Lawrence and burning their town to the ground back in 1863.
Whatever the case may be, I'll be making like the flagellants and whipping myself in hopes to end this suffering for the Mizzou faithful. Godspeed Trant.
(2016) It all makes sense now.
It's clear to me now more than ever that a god does exist and he hates Mizzou.
In the last few years:
-Michael Sam drama (2014)
-SJW poop swastika movement that got our football team to go on strike because some kid from a family worth 20 million who felt "oppressed" went on a hunger strike and successfully bullied our University President out of office. (2015)
-Gary Pinkel, the winningest coach in Mizzou football history is diagnosed with lymphoma and resigns.(2015)
-Football and basketball team suck(ed) this season. (2015/2016)
-A basketball program clearly in need of a new coach who's now stuck with him because of NCAA violations with an impending punishment.(2016)
This can't be a coincidence...
Maybe we are being punished for our ancestors sins of killing the Indians or massacring the jay-hawkers(Kansas Union free state supporters) in Lawrence and burning their town to the ground back in 1863.
Whatever the case may be, I'll be making like the flagellants and whipping myself in hopes to end this suffering for the Mizzou faithful. Godspeed Trant.
This post was edited on 1/27/16 at 3:04 pm
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:37 pm to TigerTalker16
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Maybe we are being punished for our ancestors sins of killing the Indians or massacring the jay-hawkers(Kansas Union free state supporters) in Lawrence and burning their town to the ground back in 1863.
I'm going with Jesse James. Took a while, but that's gotta be it.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:39 pm to TigerTalker16
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God hates Mizzou.
So you're basically saying y'all are suffering from a massive karma kickback.
I agree.
#mizzourites
Y'all are a constant, yearly, embarrassment to the SEC.
Just wait until your football season kicks-in and the Odom hire reality sets-in.
#lulz
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:43 pm to TigerTalker16
Unfortunately for most of us, God is a Mormon. You guys pissed him off something awful.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm to TigerTalker16
You should just quit on Mizzou sports and become a fan of the NFL team...
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:44 pm to TigerTalker16
god what a shite show of a university.
i honestly feel bad for them
i honestly feel bad for them
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:47 pm to TigerTalker16
God doesn't hate mizzou. God is love. God just doesn't love mizzou.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:47 pm to TigerTalker16
Duh. Been saying that for years.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:56 pm to TigerTalker16
Anybody who supports Westboro Baptist church should rot in Hell.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:17 pm to TigerTalker16
Man that's brutal
The admin needed to be cleansed, but having liberal professors who are assaulting students isn't the way to go either. Hope all that gets cleared up
The admin needed to be cleansed, but having liberal professors who are assaulting students isn't the way to go either. Hope all that gets cleared up
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:58 pm to TigerTalker16
A question all of us in the SEC must be concerned about: Is Mizzouitis contagious?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:58 pm to TigerTalker16
Welcome to the club
Posted on 1/13/16 at 10:39 pm to TigerTalker16
You have failed to consider the possibility that it's just you that God hates, and the rest of the people of your state are forced to suffer because YOU brought down this heavy handed punishment.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:32 pm to TigerTalker16
USJW gonna USJW
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:36 pm to TigerTalker16
quote:
It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream—a grotesque and foolish dream
From The Mysterious Stranger by Missouri's own Mark Twain
Posted on 1/14/16 at 7:10 am to TigerTalker16
It's not just God.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 7:11 am to TigerTalker16
We hate you too
Posted on 1/14/16 at 9:57 am to TigerTalker16
Posted on 1/14/16 at 10:01 am to TigerTalker16
Well played, sir.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:15 pm to TigerTalker16
It's all going to be ok, my friend.
Just take a step back, get drunk, whatever.
Just take a step back, get drunk, whatever.
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