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re: What's the simplest thing you've had to explain to a full grown adult?
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:54 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 1/8/16 at 11:54 pm to BowlJackson
I work in a restaurant and on the brunch menu is n.y strip and eggs and once a guy asked "I see this Steak with the eggs, now do those eggs come out of the shell?" A fine dining restaurant too...
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:02 pm to BowlJackson
That if you are into the whole liberal vs. conservative thing you are an easily led sheep and part of the problem
Posted on 1/9/16 at 1:29 pm to BowlJackson
Directions to a grown woman anywhere
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Posted on 1/9/16 at 6:42 pm to BowlJackson
I had to explain to my wife how babies are made. She thought it happened through vaginal intercourse until I explained to her to it only happened through anal sex.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:00 pm to BowlJackson
Girl I was dating asked me why the time was different overseas than here.
Posted on 1/9/16 at 7:40 pm to BowlJackson
I brought home a key-start push mower one day and showed off how easy it was to start to the missus. She's one of the smartest women I know... about some things.
"It doesn't use gas?"
"It doesn't use gas?"
Posted on 1/10/16 at 6:59 pm to BowlJackson
There needs to be either one out or no outs, and there need to be runners on BOTH first AND second. There can also be a runner on third, but there MUST BE runners on both first AND second.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 7:48 am to BowlJackson
Woman brought in a dog and didn't realize it was pregnant - it happens. I then had to explain to her how the dog gives birth b/c it was her understanding that since it's a dog it would just kinda throw the puppies up out of its mouth. This woman was a mother and I have to assume was familiar with the birthing process.
out. of. its. mouth.![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconbanghead.gif)
out. of. its. mouth.
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Posted on 1/11/16 at 8:01 am to BowlJackson
Just open your lips and then suck away.
Posted on 1/11/16 at 4:25 pm to BowlJackson
You don't actually blow on it.
My buddy worked at Disney World one summer during college and he said a middle aged woman asked him while on a tour down Main Street if the castle was there before Walt Disney chose the location for the magic kingdom.
My buddy worked at Disney World one summer during college and he said a middle aged woman asked him while on a tour down Main Street if the castle was there before Walt Disney chose the location for the magic kingdom.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 11:30 am to BowlJackson
I've had to explain scarcity to someone with a master's degree. She didn't understand why poverty wouldn't end if you just gave everyone a million dollars. I had to show her pictures of Zimbabwe currency and everything.
We live in the eastern time zone. I've had to, repeatedly, tell a friend of mine that New York, DC, Baltimore, etc aren't on a different time.
One of my most-frustrating was during the movie ID Thief with Jason Bateman. There's an establishing shot that says "St Louis," but it's clearly Chattanooga. The aquarium, Ross's Landing, everything are there, plus a digitally rendered Gateway Arch. My buddy's wife (who is born and raised in Chattanooga) got really mad at me when I told her that it wasn't St Louis. She swore that "they can't put it in a movie if it's not true."
We live in the eastern time zone. I've had to, repeatedly, tell a friend of mine that New York, DC, Baltimore, etc aren't on a different time.
One of my most-frustrating was during the movie ID Thief with Jason Bateman. There's an establishing shot that says "St Louis," but it's clearly Chattanooga. The aquarium, Ross's Landing, everything are there, plus a digitally rendered Gateway Arch. My buddy's wife (who is born and raised in Chattanooga) got really mad at me when I told her that it wasn't St Louis. She swore that "they can't put it in a movie if it's not true."
Posted on 1/12/16 at 3:17 pm to BowlJackson
What the yellow lines on a highway mean. Pass or don't pass...
Posted on 1/12/16 at 4:08 pm to BowlJackson
I find a lot of people don't realize that modern cars put a triangle on the side of the gas icon to indicate which side has the gas cap.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:40 pm to BowlJackson
How to check the oil in a vehicle.
Posted on 1/12/16 at 7:41 pm to BowlJackson
Motorboat 'em big titties
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:56 am to BowlJackson
That it is not "eeeeww" to get your balls sucked
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:41 am to BowlJackson
My wife was changing my infant son's diaper when he was around 1-2 weeks old (she had a C-section and was bed ridden for a while) and noticed his balls were quite loose and deflated. Previously she had only changed him when he was cold, I guess, and they had been tight. She freaked the frick out thinking something was very wrong.
I had a humorous conversation with her about male anatomy and natural thermometers.
I had a humorous conversation with her about male anatomy and natural thermometers.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:32 pm to BowlJackson
Onside kicks and the rules thereof
Posted on 1/14/16 at 9:21 am to BowlJackson
Let's See.
Car battery died, upon explaining to the missus that we needed another one I got the "I thought cars run on gas".
I had to explain the pronunciation of Titleist as its script led someone to pronounce it "Fit-least"
Car battery died, upon explaining to the missus that we needed another one I got the "I thought cars run on gas".
I had to explain the pronunciation of Titleist as its script led someone to pronounce it "Fit-least"
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