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The AUBsession of Bert

Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:33 pm
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:33 pm
We all know that Arkansas fans have been enraptured and AUBsessed for years. Bert Bulemia appears to have adopted the AUBsession of his piglet followers.

Rarely do you hear him direct shots at any other school or coach? Aren't LSU, Mizzou, and A&M considered Arkansas rivals? What about the Mississippi schools? Why does Bert never direct his ire at them

Why is Bert so AUBsessed?
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23833 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:35 pm to
Why do you keep starting stupid response threads?
Posted by m45auburn
Auburn
Member since Aug 2014
4467 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:35 pm to
Bert is fat
Posted by AUWDE
Member since Oct 2013
3187 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:36 pm to
Auburn lives rent free in Bert's fat head.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:37 pm to
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Why do you keep starting stupid response threads?


He has a hunger to start threads, like Bert
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:37 pm to
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We all know that Arkansas fans have been enraptured and AUBsessed for years. Bert Bulemia appears to have adopted the AUBsession of his piglet followers.


You answered your own question. Arkansas fans have a really strange obsession with Auburn and your coach. He's just playing to the masses, and he does it really well. The Arky fans on here were on their knees ready to drink his kids after he did the horns down sign with Charlie Strong.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23833 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:38 pm to
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He has a hunger to start threads, like Bert
A buffet of threads
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37714 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:41 pm to
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A buffet of threads


All you can eat
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:48 pm to
I'd rather beat Bama and LSU. Then the rest of the teams are about even in hatred.

I feel like LSU in the Chavis situation. And barners are like aggies, melting because we're not melting over Gus.

I think Gus is a great coach. Wish we had him instead of Nutt in those days. Nutt was under pressure to hire an OC but he was an egomaniac and wanted all the credit himself. I take Gus' side over Nutt any day.

I like Gus, I like my coach too.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:51 pm to
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All you can type


FIFY
Posted by undecided
Member since May 2012
15492 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I think Gus is a great coach. Wish we had him instead of Nutt in those days. Nutt was under pressure to hire an OC but he was an egomaniac and wanted all the credit himself. I take Gus' side over Nutt any day.

You never hear Ole Miss fans wax poetic about the Tuberville era
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:55 pm to
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The Arky fans on here were on their knees ready to drink his kids after he did the horns down sign with Charlie Strong.


Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by TheMightyTerrier
Member since Nov 2010
2100 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:03 pm to
I get you an allin2010 confused
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4492 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Why is Bert so AUBsessed?

It's like in prison where you pick out the weakling and make him your bitch. Gus is Bret's prison bitch
Posted by rbWarEagle
Member since Nov 2009
49999 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:07 pm to
He'd probably have to win a game vs. Gus before he could qualify.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123720 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:08 pm to
Who knew Purdue even played football? - undecided
Posted by tigerman99
Member since Sep 2015
114 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:09 pm to
I always knew Arkansas was a backward state, but who knew making someone your bitch equaled losing to them every single year
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
4492 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:17 pm to
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I always knew Arkansas was a backward state, but who knew making someone your bitch equaled losing to them every single year

I'm talking bout 3 rounds of bare knuckle. Bret would pound little gus like Jen's vagina
Posted by CGMDD
Back Seat of the Gus Bus
Member since Oct 2014
151 posts
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:19 pm to
Over quickly and unsatisfying?
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