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re: The thing that makes Bert's heart smile
Posted on 8/9/15 at 8:07 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 8/9/15 at 8:07 pm to hawgfaninc
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Auburn just became the equivalent of an all you can eat buffet
and pig will be the main course
Posted on 8/9/15 at 8:11 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
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It looks like another year with your sig pic still intact.
Yep.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 8:34 pm to hawgfaninc
Props to you for honoring it. Seems like I remember several pigs not honoring their sig bet last season.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:21 pm to hawgfaninc
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Bielema: We play really well coming out of bye weeks, and to have Auburn coming after our bye week makes my heart smile.
Poor guy. This why Bret won't make it to the Big Show in the SEC. There are literally 8 weeks worth of opponents before he should even be thinking about Auburn, and yet here he is with Auburn on his mind. Auburn is not only taking up real estate in Hog fans' minds but now the coach is obsessing too. Bret needs to be worrying about UTEP, and Texas A&M right now, NOT Auburn.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:24 pm to TruBlu4AU
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This why Bret won't make it to the Big Show in the SEC
You're right, him talking about a conference opponent is the reason he won't make it in the SEC. Flawless logic
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Bret needs to be worrying about UTEP, and Texas A&M right now, NOT Auburn.
frick you're right! I'm sure he's completely forgotten about all of the other games and is completely unprepared for the UTEP opener, judging by an off-hand remark about Auburn after a fall camp practice.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:25 pm to TruBlu4AU
A reporter asked him a question about the placement of the bye week.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:40 pm to hawgfaninc
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The thing that makes Bert's heart smile
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:00 pm to hawgfaninc
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I was just trying to remember if that was a diddy bet or a ttstowel bet
it was a diddy bet
Hawgfanic is an Arky troll, but an honorable one.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:07 pm to AA7
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#superbowl
bert just pretty much admitted it.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:10 pm to AA7
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#superbowl
Was there any doubt?
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:12 pm to hawgfaninc
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The thing that makes Bert's heart smile
Golden Corral open for breakfast?
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:11 am to TruBlu4AU
He worried about Auburn? No, he's only worried about the first game, one game at a time.
Auburn will get here soon enough, we will have a great crowd for that game. Should be a hell of a game!
Auburn will get here soon enough, we will have a great crowd for that game. Should be a hell of a game!
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:19 am to lefty08
Bert is like a creepy version of Les. While Les jokes around and acts goofy, Bert would whisper filthy things to a random chick while his wife is getting drinks. Either way, they both say a lot of weird shite.
This post was edited on 8/10/15 at 6:21 am
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:46 am to CCTider
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Either way, they both say a lot of weird shite.
And Lord Saban doesn't? Monkey tits uses strange phrases every time he opens his mouth.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:49 am to PorkSammich
Yeah, Saban is against biographies, so he's against non fiction apparently
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:53 am to MrAUTigers
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#superbowl
bert just pretty much admitted it.
man yall will reach for anything to fill that insecurity void.
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