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Posted on 5/8/15 at 6:58 am to 3nOut
I often buy the lemon pepper rotisserie chicken at walmart.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:22 am to 3nOut
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, such an a-hole)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying
"How about this heat?"
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's a real fricking a-hole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah!
I'm an a-hole
(He's an a-hole, what an a-hole)
I'm an a-hole
(He's the world's biggest a-hole)
This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 7:24 am
Posted on 5/8/15 at 9:18 am to auggie
quote:
I often buy the lemon pepper rotisserie chicken at walmart.
I didn't ask how you're WT.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 9:37 am to 3nOut
I never flush the toilet when I shite in public restrooms.
Also, remember the videos of the guy pissing all over the place in gas station bathrooms? That was me.
Also, also, I feel like I've perfected the art of sexual manipulation. I like to make a lady feel worthless, then have her seek self-worth via pleasing me sexually.
Also, remember the videos of the guy pissing all over the place in gas station bathrooms? That was me.
Also, also, I feel like I've perfected the art of sexual manipulation. I like to make a lady feel worthless, then have her seek self-worth via pleasing me sexually.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 10:04 am to Legendary0903
I like to take rental cars, buy the extra covers all insurance and go pretend to be the Duke boys in them and when they quit running call and ask for my free replacement car to be delievered.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 10:06 am to 3nOut
I don't order cheap if someone is buying me a meal. I mean, I don't purposefully seek out the most outrageously priced thing on the menu, but I don't go out of my way to order something small.
I just get what I would have ordered anyway had I paid for it myself.
I just get what I would have ordered anyway had I paid for it myself.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 1:15 pm to 3nOut
- I will never "donate a dollar" on top of my bill at the gas station
- I will rarely give a person on the street change, cash or a cigarette, even if I have all three on me.
- I don't buy cards for people. They are a waste of money. And when I receive them, I read them, take check out if one is present and immediately throw them in the trash.
- I don't go out of my way to properly dispose cigarette butts.
- I will rarely give a person on the street change, cash or a cigarette, even if I have all three on me.
- I don't buy cards for people. They are a waste of money. And when I receive them, I read them, take check out if one is present and immediately throw them in the trash.
- I don't go out of my way to properly dispose cigarette butts.
This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 5/8/15 at 2:41 pm to 3nOut
I make inappropriate comments about underage females on the internet
Posted on 5/8/15 at 2:46 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
don't believe you.
Call enterprise and mention my name
Posted on 5/8/15 at 2:51 pm to 3nOut
If there's no trashcan by the exit of a bathroom, I throw the paper towel on the floor. I refuse to touch a door with my recently washed hands. I even do it at church. IMO, if you didn't want me throwing the used paper towel on the floor, you would have put a trashcan by the door.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 3:16 pm to 3nOut
I don't like ugly/fat chicks. No matter how people look, I treat everyone pretty well when we first meet. but later on if I find out they're ugly AND have bad personality, I avoid them and treat them like an invisible person.
Now if the girl is hot, I treat them well no matter how crazy they are.
Now if the girl is hot, I treat them well no matter how crazy they are.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 3:47 pm to 3nOut
I post on a message board devoted to Southern Sports.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 7:13 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:
nobody enjoys rape right?
id guess that half do.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 10:40 pm to 3nOut
I litter. Got to give the jailbirds something to pick up.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 12:03 am to TbirdSpur2010
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I don't order cheap if someone is buying me a meal. I mean, I don't purposefully seek out the most outrageously priced thing on the menu, but I don't go out of my way to order something small.
I just get what I would have ordered anyway had I paid for it myself.
I order cheap as frick if someone else is paying. Only appetizers and say I'm full.
Posted on 5/9/15 at 12:24 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
You're a better man than I, good sir
Posted on 5/9/15 at 7:50 am to 3nOut
I make beggars publicly embarrass themselves before I'll give them any spare change.
Like make them bow down to me and hang their head in shame and apologize for being useless
Like make them bow down to me and hang their head in shame and apologize for being useless
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