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Greater persecutor of men: tots or arse
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:19 pm
This question has plagued mankind since the dawn of time.
Which do you prefer, and why?
What is hard-wired in us that makes us prefer one or the other?
Which do you prefer, and why?
What is hard-wired in us that makes us prefer one or the other?
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:22 pm to DownSouthJukin
Probably arse because they don't notice us staring at them as much. Dirty looks from staring at tots can affect your self esteem.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:27 pm to Kentucker
I used to be strictly a tots guy.....but as I have aged I have become an arse man....
"Put a round thing in my face...I get sprung son!"
"Put a round thing in my face...I get sprung son!"
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
Tots are nice toys to play with. Down around that arse it's Disneyland.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 5:28 pm to ABearsFanNMS
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"Put a round thing in my face...I get sprung son!"
A very wise man once told me: "Tots are for show, arse is for go!"
Posted on 3/5/15 at 6:54 pm to DownSouthJukin
I love tater tots. I'd persecute the frick out of somebody for some good tots.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:01 pm to DownSouthJukin
I'm always torn on this topic. It flips back and forth.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
Tots are a lifetime problem.
Once ED and age set in, the poontang aint worth chasing if you dont have one handy in your crib already.
Once ED and age set in, the poontang aint worth chasing if you dont have one handy in your crib already.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:28 pm to sjmabry
A wise man once told me "If the arse is good the rest will be good."
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:30 pm to DownSouthJukin
I miss tots more than the other when one is available and the other isn't.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 7:49 pm to DownSouthJukin
arse always and forever. .
Marry the arse, buy the tits.
Marry the arse, buy the tits.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 8:27 pm to Hardy_Har
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Marry the arse, buy the tits.
I like the moto. Plus once some puppies have been pushed out the tots will need some maintenance so they don't droop. Where as the arse just needs some time on the squat rack!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 9:04 pm to Hardy_Har
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Marry the arse, buy the tits.
Words to live by.
Read and heed, gentlemen.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:26 pm to DownSouthJukin
Depends on what day you ask me
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:31 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Marry the arse, buy the tits.
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Words to live by.
Read and heed, gentlemen.
Anyone who suggests that I should marry anything will get a boot heel to the chin.
But that is another topic.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:28 am to sjmabry
Happy Friday (NSFW):
For those who love tots
For those who love arse (new link)
For those who love tots
For those who love arse (new link)
This post was edited on 3/6/15 at 11:01 am
Posted on 3/6/15 at 10:35 am to DownSouthJukin
That arse link has total nudity, but I won't tell if you don't.
Posted on 3/6/15 at 12:28 pm to DownSouthJukin
#1 Kim Kardashian...???
GROSS.
GROSS.
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