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Why are Christian movies so damn terrible?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:40 pm
God's Not Dead, Left Behind, every Kirk Cameron movie ever, etc. Even major blockbusters like Noah tend to suck. How can it be so hard to make a good one? I don't mean they suck because of the messages, they are just legitimately poorly made movies all around.
The last respectable one was The Passion and even that was just well filmed torture porn. Basically it took Charlton Heston's 9 pound nuts and the largest movie budget ever to put out a good one. The best one since then was probably Prince of Egypt and that was animated.
The last respectable one was The Passion and even that was just well filmed torture porn. Basically it took Charlton Heston's 9 pound nuts and the largest movie budget ever to put out a good one. The best one since then was probably Prince of Egypt and that was animated.
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:41 pm to Roger Klarvin
How to save a life had a very low budget but it was actually a pretty good movie.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:42 pm to Roger Klarvin
Why keep watching them?
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:43 pm to TheCaterpillar
I mean, I was hoping Exodus would be good but it blew dick just as hard as Noah.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:44 pm to Roger Klarvin
Because religion sucks....
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:45 pm to Roger Klarvin
Exodus sucked? That blows, I was going to Red Box that when it became available.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:49 pm to Roger Klarvin
End of the Spear was a good movie.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:55 pm to Roger Klarvin
T&P for you
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
Not enough boobies.
And if you don't think Ben Hur was a great movie, then frick You Klarvin
And if you don't think Ben Hur was a great movie, then frick You Klarvin
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:01 pm to Roger Klarvin
I enjoyed Gods Not Dead. As an agnostic it was entertaining to see the excuses that they try to give to the majority of people on earth who dont believe in their religion.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:03 pm to Roger Klarvin
Search For The Holy Grail was pretty good.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
I agree that most do suck, but if you believe that Noah was anywhere near a "Christian Movie" then you really don't know much about Christianity.
The only real relate-able part of that movie and the bible story was the title.
The only real relate-able part of that movie and the bible story was the title.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:12 pm to Roger Klarvin
Because Christianity and all of its tenets are pretty boring to begin with.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:15 pm to Roger Klarvin
I liked Dogma. Was one of Kevin Smith's better movies.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:20 pm to Roger Klarvin
If you don't enjoy Kirk Cameron's work then there is no pleasing you. He is the best actor of his generation. He is also an expert in fossils.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:26 pm to The Spleen
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Because Christianity and all of its tenets are pretty boring to begin with.
That's a shiny hook.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:26 pm to 12
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If you don't enjoy Kirk Cameron's work then there is no pleasing you. He is the best actor of his generation. He is also an expert in fossils
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:32 pm to Roger Klarvin
Passion of the Christ was a great movie
Continue on with your hate
Continue on with your hate
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:33 pm to justlookin
quote:So was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That counts right?
Search For The Holy Grail was pretty good.
Posted on 1/26/15 at 1:37 pm to The Nino
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So was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That counts right?
I liked Life of Brian.
always look on the bright side
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