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Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 9/26/14 at 12:59 pm
Arky is coming and Dan Skipper is gonna make you bleed. Smashmouth football is coming back to the SEC. Thanks Bret.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:02 pm to EKG
quote:Big dude.
Who is Dan Skipper?
Bigger ears.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:02 pm to WestCoastAg
Obvious sock is obvious.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:03 pm to EKG
quote:
Who is Dan Skipper?
That 8 foot 13 guard they got with ears to match.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:03 pm to RossBarnett
Did anyone here really think a little ban bet was going to stop all the hogs from making alters?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:06 pm to RossBarnett
quote:
Thanks Bret
Who is Bret and is he fat too?
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:07 pm to Bourre
Dont forget he is one of the best athletes in the SEC and could probably play Tight End in the NFL.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:12 pm to EKG
quote:
Who is Dan Skipper?
Old Dan Skipper was a fine old man,
Washed his face in a fryin' pan,
Combed his head with a wagon wheel,
Died with a toothache in his heel
(chorus)
So get out the way, old Dan Skipper,
It's too late to get your supper
Supper's over and dinner is cookin',
Old Dan Tucker just standin' there lookin'
Old Dan Skipper come to town
Swingin' the ladies round and round
First to the right, then to the left,
Then to the one that you love best
(chorus)
Old Dan Skipper clumb a tree
His Lord and master for to see
The limb it broke and he had a fall,
Never got to see his Lord at all
(chorus)
Old Dan Skipper come to town,
Riding a billy goat, leading a hound
The hound dog barked and the billy goat jumped
And it threw old Dan right over a stump
(chorus)
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:13 pm to RossBarnett
quote:
Smashmouth football is coming back to the SEC.
False
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:19 pm to RossBarnett
So that is who Myles is making his bitch this weekend.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:19 pm to RossBarnett
Myles Garrett ain't scared.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:20 pm to RossBarnett
Billy likes to drink soda
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:23 pm to aggressor
quote:
Myles Garrett ain't scared
Skipper= 6'10 326lb
Garrett= 6'5 255 FRESHMAN. He will be scared.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:24 pm to RossBarnett
quote:
He will be scared.
He won't.
I promise.
And yes, your Skipper player sounds like a big guy.
We see you.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:35 pm to PetroAg
quote:frick!
Fat does not equal good
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:37 pm to carolinaswamper
We're talking 5.3 40 vs 4.4 40. Don't even get my started on the first step. Garrett may be past him before he realizes the play started.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 1:39 pm to RossBarnett
Which 52-0 game is that picture from?
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