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Is Gus sending spies to Fayetteville to see what Bert is up to?
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:13 pm
I have some friends who live in NWA and was told, in the aftermath of Bert's strange comments about "knocking the shite" out of anyone wearing Auburn gear, that the impetus of those comments was an incident whereby Arky caught some people sent by Gus to film Arky practices.
This is apparently grapevine info on Arky boards or at the barber shops or something in Fayetteville.
Anyway, any of you Arky posters heard this rumor? Do you believe it?
This is apparently grapevine info on Arky boards or at the barber shops or something in Fayetteville.
Anyway, any of you Arky posters heard this rumor? Do you believe it?
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Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:14 pm to WDE24
HogGate?
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:15 pm to WDE24
It is less of spies and more of us just recruiting players on other teams once they get sent to Juco for some violation of team rules. Gotta start recruiting earlier and earlier each year.
They are helping give us info for their future team.
They are helping give us info for their future team.
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:15 pm to WDE24
If this info came from Hogville, I feel for anyone who takes it serious.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:16 pm to WDE24
I know he's going to pull out all the stops and we'll see special formations devised in the 6 month prep. But it's hard to imagine spies needed for a classic power run offense. He prob gives zero fricks about the defense unless he has secretly cloned the FSU D.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:16 pm to WDE24
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r, that the impetus of those comments was an incident whereby Arky caught some people sent by Gus to film Arky practices.
they scurred 
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:18 pm to WDE24
Tis true they caught a guy filming practice. Not just a play or 2 but the whole practice. Not much more is known.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:18 pm to WDE24
probably
Gus is scared shitless of the powerful Arky run AND pass game
Gus is scared shitless of the powerful Arky run AND pass game
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:20 pm to WDE24
Absolutely true, happened last year too.
We caught some people wearing Auburn gear between the Louisiana and Missouri state lines so we gave them a friendly waterboarding session for info. Apparently they were in conjunction with ISIS to film practices as well as film Bert banging his wife to get all the carnal details of our game plan.
It worked, but unfortunately for poor Swain the image of Bert's fat slaying a hot Vegas stripper was too much for him, causing him to collapse in terror.
We caught some people wearing Auburn gear between the Louisiana and Missouri state lines so we gave them a friendly waterboarding session for info. Apparently they were in conjunction with ISIS to film practices as well as film Bert banging his wife to get all the carnal details of our game plan.
It worked, but unfortunately for poor Swain the image of Bert's fat slaying a hot Vegas stripper was too much for him, causing him to collapse in terror.
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:21 pm to WDE24
I believe one of the AU spies provided evidence that Agent Schiano was involved in hours of negotiations to take Gus Malzahn down. Which is why Agent Schiano made it public knowledge the other day that he in fact spent 36 hours with Arky coaches. Gus forced his hand.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:22 pm to WDE24
Apparently someone was caught recording practice on top of a parking area that has a clear shot of the fields Friday before our second scrimmage. We are probably just making that up because we're all suck arse shite frickers that are trying to cover for our disagreeable poop mouthed butterball turkey of a coach and stuff.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:25 pm to WDE24
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I have some friends who live in NWA and was told,
riiiiight
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:27 pm to WDE24
shite they tapped into our headsets DURING THE GAME!
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:38 pm to WDE24
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to see what Bert is up to?
P.S.
Almost 4 bills for anyone that was curious.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:39 pm to WDE24
My sources told me Gus just wanted a panoramic of the stadium so he can let the Ark AD know what he wants done before he takes the job next year.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:39 pm to WDE24
Oh! Spy-Gate. Carry on. 
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:51 pm to WDE24
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what Bert is up to?
Bout 3-350?
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:54 pm to WDE24
Psst, we're going to run the ball.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:04 pm to WDE24
I hope some AU fan does fly a drone over their practice. No camera or anything, just something to annoy that fat frick.
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:05 pm to WDE24
We use drones.
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