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Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:35 pm to tomato77
Where will this boat ride be taking us? That's kinda important to know.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:38 pm to tomato77
Pinkel and Spurrier.
We'd bag so much vag.
We'd bag so much vag.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 8:58 pm to tomato77
Spurrier and Miles.
We would get so weird
We would get so weird
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:10 pm to tomato77
Les and Spurrier. Not a doubt.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:18 pm to Hubbhogg
Coaches, not just Head Coaches, right?
Then I'll take Bielema and Kiffin...
...'s wives.
Then I'll take Bielema and Kiffin...
...'s wives.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:30 pm to tomato77
Wouldn't everyone choose Miles and OBC?
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:31 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Butch Jones and Mullen
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:32 pm to tomato77
Les
OBC
laughs a second....
OBC
laughs a second....
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:40 pm to NIH
quote:
Bert
Would promptly sink said boat. You would need an empty container ship
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:41 pm to canyon
Freeze and Spurrier.
Fishing.
Freeze to catch the fish. Spurrier to taunt the fish for getting caught.
Fishing.
Freeze to catch the fish. Spurrier to taunt the fish for getting caught.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:45 pm to SpartyGator
Richt and Bert. Richt as sober driver of boat, and Bert for flotation. Plus, Bert seems like the kind of guy that gets totally smashed and passes out. Would totally draw dicks all over his face and post on the internets. Plus, he's gotta have some naked pics of the wife on his phone, so, while he's passed out, those would be posted as well.
I can't imagine spending an extended amount of time with the Old Ball Sack, the damn smacking noises would get to me over time and I would have to abandon ship. Miles a close third. Never a dull moment with that one. If no sober driver required, Miles is in.
I can't imagine spending an extended amount of time with the Old Ball Sack, the damn smacking noises would get to me over time and I would have to abandon ship. Miles a close third. Never a dull moment with that one. If no sober driver required, Miles is in.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:55 pm to tomato77
Bert for the off-chance we crash and require food for the next year.
Spurrier just because I think he'd be a cool dude to drink a beer with. Plus, he's got that old man knowledge to keep us alive.
Spurrier just because I think he'd be a cool dude to drink a beer with. Plus, he's got that old man knowledge to keep us alive.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 9:57 pm to tomato77
Jones for the energy/fun and Miles because he'll say anything. All that would make for a fun ride.
Close runners-up: I'd also be happy to substitute either Spurrier or Saban to pair with one of the above picks but not both at the same time.
Close runners-up: I'd also be happy to substitute either Spurrier or Saban to pair with one of the above picks but not both at the same time.
Posted on 7/16/14 at 10:02 pm to nc14
At firsh I tought Nick and Les. Then I wuz like "Naaaa." Nick be all like zerious and shite. No funz. Les will be like crackin' me up dough. I tink I wuz tinkin' bout Bert. Be all like fat and shite, gonna eat all da foods on da boat - but maybe he can brings hiz lady.
So, I say Les and Berts. Throw Bert's azz overboard and keeps hiz woman dare.
So, I say Les and Berts. Throw Bert's azz overboard and keeps hiz woman dare.
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