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re: Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Christian
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:48 am to td01241
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:48 am to td01241
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God isnt real sheep.
Isn't it supposed to be "sheeple"? I thought you were required to say sheeple now when calling someone a mindless herd animal.
The only time I've ever had anyone tell me that they were a Christian is when they were trying to convince me that they weren't lying about how many checks they had out. Little did they know that I was looking at the database on my computer and could see plainly that they were, in fact, lying.
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:53 am to PrivatePublic
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Depends on the situation at hand.
The only correct answer.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 12:59 am to The Spleen
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She stopped dancing and gave me a mean look and told me she was a Christian lady and didn't appreciate that.
Grab her and her CB friend and have a 3 way. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:44 am to sorantable
I give them a high five and yell samezies
Posted on 3/26/14 at 4:47 am to sorantable
No shite... everybody else around here is... what domination are you so I can truly judge your level of insanity....?
Let's look at the more relevant questions and statements I get....
"Are you a Christain?"
"Have you been saved?"
"Do you know that means you are going to Hell?"
"Do you like potlucks and have 9.95 a week to donate?"
"Are you married?.... there are a lot of nice girls looking for a good guy like you."
Let's look at the more relevant questions and statements I get....
"Are you a Christain?"
"Have you been saved?"
"Do you know that means you are going to Hell?"
"Do you like potlucks and have 9.95 a week to donate?"
"Are you married?.... there are a lot of nice girls looking for a good guy like you."
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 4:57 am
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:44 am to Vols&Shaft83
If they volunteer the information without any questions or other religious conversation, then they're probably a "newer" Christian or they're trying to find out those that aren't Christian.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 8:27 am to Wtodd
It means that they're telling you to cool your jets - that basically you aren't gonna get in her pants (at least not that night).
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:26 am to sorantable
It lowers my opinion of them greatly
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:32 am to UMTigerRebel
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I have been asked randomly in conversations if I've been saved.
I've never been asked that. I have been asked if I've found Jesus. I usually respond with, "I didn't know he was lost."
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:35 am to AUnite
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:43 am to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:45 am to TreyAnastasio
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TreyAnastasio
Why
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:53 am to sorantable
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Why
Because he thinks he's intelligent and anyone who doesn't agree with everything he says is an ignorant knuckle dragging Neanderthal. Clearly he has a tiny penis and is desperate for acceptance. It's really sad.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:55 am to Vols&Shaft83
Yeah, but he's probably got sweet stoner posters all over his parent's basement
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:56 am to TreyAnastasio
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It lowers my opinion of them greatly
Just because a person identifies themself as a Christian, doesn't mean it should lower your opinion of them.
What lowers my opinion is when they have a holier than thou attitude or try to shove their beliefs down my throat. That I have a problem with.
CSB time: I used to have this friend...we'll call him Voldemort. He told me he couldn't be friends with me anymore "bc I don't believe in God, I am a sinner, and my friendship would damn him to eternal hell." All this coming from a dude that knocked a girl up out of wedlock. The really sad part is I can quote the bible better than him.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 10:59 am to TreyAnastasio
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It lowers my opinion of them greatly
Yeah, but that's because you're a narrow-minded miserable son of a bitch.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:00 am to wadewilson
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Yeah, but that's because you're a narrow-minded miserable son of a bitch.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:01 am to Rebelgator
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Yeah, but he's probably got sweet stoner posters all over his parent's basement
And masturbates to Richard Dawkins pictures.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:01 am to AUnite
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What lowers my opinion is when they have a holier than thou attitude or try to shove their beliefs down my throat. That I have a problem with.
Precisely.
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I used to have this friend...we'll call him Voldemort. He told me he couldn't be friends with me anymore "bc I don't believe in God, I am a sinner, and my friendship would damn him to eternal hell." All this coming from a dude that knocked a girl up out of wedlock.
Slug that smug motherfricker in the jaw next time you see him.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 11:04 am to Vols&Shaft83
Yall mad.
Its cool, I wont make fun of you for having imaginary friends.
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