How did we not notice this? Mizzou gets by BYE

Undefeated BYE was unable to defeat MIZZOU this week. ESPN analyst Bob 'I get paid a lot for being stupid' BatShit was quick to point out that BYE was clearly not itself this week being so injured they were basically unable to field a team. 'The East is clearly down this year' said BatShit, 'you can tell from the fact that MIZZOU is absolutely beating the shite out of it'. This can be shown thusly:
MIZZOU sucks
MIZZOU is kicking the shite out of everyone.
therefore everyone sucks more
Q.E.D.

BatShit was also quick to point out that BYE clearly suffers from not being in the west, where getting your arse waxed and buffed to beautiful glossy shine each year by Alabama (did someone say 'brazilian') turns you into a real football team. The west is just solid year in and year out', said BatShit. 'You can tell by the way that Alabama is absolutely kicking the shite out of everyone in it.' This can be demonstrated thusly:
Bama good.
Bama only beat everyone in the west by 20.
therefore the west good. (and deep!)
Q.E.D.

BatShit does expect things to start looking up for BYE and for them to resume their dominating ways. This week will then be referred to as the one week when BYE was so injured they couldn't even beat MIZZOU but otherwise they pretty damn good.

Mizzou fans were quick to point out that they played basically the same BYE squad as everyone else, their team is just playing well, and they really like it here in the SEC. This was met with resounding crys of yankees STFU and GTFhome from the south, followed by this odd sound of thousands of mildly agitated swine. We contacted several swine sexperts, all from the state of Arkansas, and were told this was almost certainly the sound a large number of swine make when getting something small shoved up their arse. 'Bout the size of yo little finger', said one Arkansas sexpert.

We pardon the interruption. You may now return to your hungover dreams of what your 27 star mercedes driving date illiterate recruits are going to do to MIZZOU's football team next year. Thanks for your kind attention.