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The Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:23 am
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:23 am
And there arose to the north of Eden a tribe called the Hotty-Toddys, who were also called metros. And the Hotty-Toddys were very displeasing; they didst place centerpieces on their banquet tables, and didst exalt themselves much. And they didst glorify the southern kingdom of the past.
And for a brief time they didst enjoy success on the battlefield. But in the second year of the reign of John son of Joseph, a man named James, of the house of Meredith, of the nation of Cush, didst attempt to enter the seminary at Oxford. But the Hotty-Toddys despised and oppressed the Cush-ites, and refused him entry. But the Judges decreed that James must be allowed to enter. And the Hotty-Toddys rose up with great vengeance and furious anger, and didst burn their own city, and even slew two aliens in their midst. And the LORD saw that it was no good, and was much angered, and uttered a curse upon the Hotty-Toddys:
"THOU SHALT TASTE VICTORY ONCE MORE, THEN NEVER AGAIN SHALL THOU BE FIRST AMONG THY BRETHREN"
And after the following harvest, they didst enjoy their last great victory, then their warriors became lost in the wilderness. And a man named Elisha, who was also called Archie, didst attempt to lead them back to glory, but was wounded in the land of Eden and tasted not the fruits of victory. Then a great famine fell upon Oxford, until Eli son of Archie arrived upon a white horse. Eli led the Hotty-Toddys to many small victories, and girded his loins against an invasion by the warriors from Eden.
But Eli fell backwards*. And a great roar arose, and Johnny of the house of Vaught, the great king of the Hotty-Toddy past, didst ask "What be the meaning of this tumult?" For Johnny was a very old man, 93, and nearly blind. And the Hotty-Toddys cried in despair, "The invaders from Eden hath carried off the West championship! Our curse is still upon us, and the Heisman shall never come to the house of Manning."
And the LORD then caused a great delusion to fall upon the tribe of Hotty-Toddy, and they drove their general David from their midst, even though David had led them to victories for the first time in forty years. And they chose a recruiter of warriors from a western land, Bay Bay of the house of Yawyawyawyaw, because their delusion kept them from seeing he was a fool. And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout words none could understand. And the LORD loosed against the Hotty-Toddys bands of Cowboys, and Bulldogs, and even Commodores, who laid waste to Oxford. And the Hotty-Toddys continued to exalt Bay Bay, even as half his warriors disappeared from Oxford, and rued the days of Cutcliffe. And finally Les of Eden came to Oxford and destroyed it once and for all 1 Samuel 4:3.
Then a false prophet arose from the House of Nutt. Although he was cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the Tiger and then vanquished the Raiders of Red. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false as the curse struck him with a madness leaving him at times speechless and confused. The prophet wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again. However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
And for a brief time they didst enjoy success on the battlefield. But in the second year of the reign of John son of Joseph, a man named James, of the house of Meredith, of the nation of Cush, didst attempt to enter the seminary at Oxford. But the Hotty-Toddys despised and oppressed the Cush-ites, and refused him entry. But the Judges decreed that James must be allowed to enter. And the Hotty-Toddys rose up with great vengeance and furious anger, and didst burn their own city, and even slew two aliens in their midst. And the LORD saw that it was no good, and was much angered, and uttered a curse upon the Hotty-Toddys:
"THOU SHALT TASTE VICTORY ONCE MORE, THEN NEVER AGAIN SHALL THOU BE FIRST AMONG THY BRETHREN"
And after the following harvest, they didst enjoy their last great victory, then their warriors became lost in the wilderness. And a man named Elisha, who was also called Archie, didst attempt to lead them back to glory, but was wounded in the land of Eden and tasted not the fruits of victory. Then a great famine fell upon Oxford, until Eli son of Archie arrived upon a white horse. Eli led the Hotty-Toddys to many small victories, and girded his loins against an invasion by the warriors from Eden.
But Eli fell backwards*. And a great roar arose, and Johnny of the house of Vaught, the great king of the Hotty-Toddy past, didst ask "What be the meaning of this tumult?" For Johnny was a very old man, 93, and nearly blind. And the Hotty-Toddys cried in despair, "The invaders from Eden hath carried off the West championship! Our curse is still upon us, and the Heisman shall never come to the house of Manning."
And the LORD then caused a great delusion to fall upon the tribe of Hotty-Toddy, and they drove their general David from their midst, even though David had led them to victories for the first time in forty years. And they chose a recruiter of warriors from a western land, Bay Bay of the house of Yawyawyawyaw, because their delusion kept them from seeing he was a fool. And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout words none could understand. And the LORD loosed against the Hotty-Toddys bands of Cowboys, and Bulldogs, and even Commodores, who laid waste to Oxford. And the Hotty-Toddys continued to exalt Bay Bay, even as half his warriors disappeared from Oxford, and rued the days of Cutcliffe. And finally Les of Eden came to Oxford and destroyed it once and for all 1 Samuel 4:3.
Then a false prophet arose from the House of Nutt. Although he was cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the Tiger and then vanquished the Raiders of Red. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false as the curse struck him with a madness leaving him at times speechless and confused. The prophet wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again. However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
This post was edited on 10/13/13 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:30 am to prplhze2000
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Lots of words
Ordinarily, I might be tempted into posting the "tl,dr" response, but I've got time on my hands for nearly anything that disparages Ole Miss.
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:34 am to Come2Conquer
OP coulda' just started a thread in the SEC Forum where it belongs. RAd
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:34 am to prplhze2000
good stuff
This post was edited on 10/13/13 at 11:36 am
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:35 am to prplhze2000
Definitely worth a read. Glad I decided to risk the wall of text
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:36 am to prplhze2000
Bp;Dr
Bad premise, didn't read.
Your title says fall. That implies it was risen before.
OM is inherently on the bottom.
Bad premise, didn't read.
Your title says fall. That implies it was risen before.
OM is inherently on the bottom.
Posted on 10/13/13 at 11:44 am to HubbaBubba
This is an LSU game. Pussy.
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:06 pm to prplhze2000
No one read that shite you fricking loser
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:19 pm to prplhze2000
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However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
i lol'd a little
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:20 pm to prplhze2000
Scrolled right past those words to post this:
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:21 pm to prplhze2000
Good stuff man. Good stuff
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:24 pm to prplhze2000
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30000 posts
a lot of thought went into the big post milestone
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:25 pm to prplhze2000
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Then a false prophet arose from the House of Nutt. Although he was cast out by swine, the faithful's hope was restored as he trampled the Tiger and then vanquished the Raiders of Red in the palace of Jerry. There was much feasting as milk and honey flowed from the rivers of the Delta to the lands of Elvis. However, more sorrow smote the tribe as the prophet's promises proved false as the curse struck him with a madness leaving him at times speechless and confused. The prophet wandered at times on sidelines alone, quiet at times, babbling at others, while the faithful said oh no, we've been cursed yet again. However, Les of Eden was not without mercy as he was indeed a just man and knelt to end the game. 1 Samuel 4:4.
Um. The Cotton Bowl wasn't at Jerry World then. The Rebels beat the Pokes at the first Cotton Bowl at Jerry World I believe.
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:26 pm to prplhze2000
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And Bay Bay disdt tear his garments, and shout words none could understand
Has this torn garment been confirmed as the Shroud of Bay Bay?
Posted on 10/13/13 at 6:39 pm to prplhze2000
Then in the Days of King Saban, Bo Wallace a Warrior of The Hotty Toddy' s, took his fellow warriors to the land of Saban, wanting to overthrow his kingdom, in the Land of The Mighty King, and his Throne. Bo and his warriors were assured, they had enough weapons to overthrow King Saban and his warriors:
And I said into them, What is the high place whereunto you go? And the same is Called
Bamah unto this day ( Ezekiel 20 verse 29)
And I said into them, What is the high place whereunto you go? And the same is Called
Bamah unto this day ( Ezekiel 20 verse 29)
Posted on 10/13/13 at 7:07 pm to prplhze2000
Then a false prophet arose from the House of Nutt.
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