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Sometimes I Just Have To Rant!
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:38 pm
Arkansas- Y'all ain't worth 2 cents. Go back to the SWC. Yea I know, there ain't no SWC anymore,, but maybe you can start it up again.. Form a one team conference. At least you could win a championship.
Auburn- Little brother, All you can do is ride the coattails of the Crimson Tide. Kiss my Alabama a$$.
Florida- Fricking Yankees. Northern infested state. Think your sh!t don't stink. Well, how does Alabama's smell? You should know,, you been in position to get a drift of it for the better part of 120 years.
Georgia- underachieving bunch of sorry souls. Can't get started and can't finish. Do y'all have any guts? Wait a minute,, I will answer that,, NO! Get you another mascot,,, maybe a pit bull dog.. Something with a little fight in it..
Kentucky- It ain’t basketball season. They won’t even be here to see it…
LSU- Who the fricking frick cares? Nobody! You and your Les of a coach, if it was not for Nicky’s brief visit,, LSU would be the laughing stock of the west. Yea yea, he restored Alabama to glory,, but so have 4 other coaches. You had your chance to end the Alabama/Saban reign. 21-0 Tide over the kitties… Now take your usual seat, which is behind the Tide..
Miss st- You know what I think of when I think of y’all? A turtle crossing a 4 lane hwy. Ain’t got no business being there. Y’all are slow, ugly and just waiting to get run over by the next team.
Missouri- Please! Enough said!
Ole Miss- what the heck have you done? Really,, you ain’t good at nothing! At least Auburn has Swimming. Tell me please,, what is your claim to fame? Let’s see,, you did play in the first night game to be televised back in the 60’s.. Oh yeah,,, that was against Alabama.. Just like most other schools in the SEC, you live in Alabama’s shadow.
South Carolina- Y’all little chickens. Another one of the extensions.. When are you going to do something for the SEC. Heck, all you do is wake up in the morning and yell “cockadoodledoo, I am in the sec”! And you think you hotsh!t! You ain’t nothing!
Tennessee- Can y’all come up with a better color than that puke orange? That color is the only thing that makes you stand out in the SEC. You are the Oregon of the SEC (Only as far as ugly uniforms go). Not that I needed to tell you that. Awful performance Saturday. I thought you would improve once you got rid of the great pumpkin. I guess y’all had to pay for his sins.. Karma ain’t no fun is it?
Texas A&M- Bunch of Johnny come latelys. Well, what the heck are you gone do when Johnny leaves? You have the best player in the country and you can’t even get to a bcs bowl. Y’all are so bad,, you did not even know you had him. Heck,, the best receiver too. Y’all would be better off joining another conference. Check with Arkansas,, and take Missouri with you!
Vandy- Carry on fellows!
Auburn- Little brother, All you can do is ride the coattails of the Crimson Tide. Kiss my Alabama a$$.
Florida- Fricking Yankees. Northern infested state. Think your sh!t don't stink. Well, how does Alabama's smell? You should know,, you been in position to get a drift of it for the better part of 120 years.
Georgia- underachieving bunch of sorry souls. Can't get started and can't finish. Do y'all have any guts? Wait a minute,, I will answer that,, NO! Get you another mascot,,, maybe a pit bull dog.. Something with a little fight in it..
Kentucky- It ain’t basketball season. They won’t even be here to see it…
LSU- Who the fricking frick cares? Nobody! You and your Les of a coach, if it was not for Nicky’s brief visit,, LSU would be the laughing stock of the west. Yea yea, he restored Alabama to glory,, but so have 4 other coaches. You had your chance to end the Alabama/Saban reign. 21-0 Tide over the kitties… Now take your usual seat, which is behind the Tide..
Miss st- You know what I think of when I think of y’all? A turtle crossing a 4 lane hwy. Ain’t got no business being there. Y’all are slow, ugly and just waiting to get run over by the next team.
Missouri- Please! Enough said!
Ole Miss- what the heck have you done? Really,, you ain’t good at nothing! At least Auburn has Swimming. Tell me please,, what is your claim to fame? Let’s see,, you did play in the first night game to be televised back in the 60’s.. Oh yeah,,, that was against Alabama.. Just like most other schools in the SEC, you live in Alabama’s shadow.
South Carolina- Y’all little chickens. Another one of the extensions.. When are you going to do something for the SEC. Heck, all you do is wake up in the morning and yell “cockadoodledoo, I am in the sec”! And you think you hotsh!t! You ain’t nothing!
Tennessee- Can y’all come up with a better color than that puke orange? That color is the only thing that makes you stand out in the SEC. You are the Oregon of the SEC (Only as far as ugly uniforms go). Not that I needed to tell you that. Awful performance Saturday. I thought you would improve once you got rid of the great pumpkin. I guess y’all had to pay for his sins.. Karma ain’t no fun is it?
Texas A&M- Bunch of Johnny come latelys. Well, what the heck are you gone do when Johnny leaves? You have the best player in the country and you can’t even get to a bcs bowl. Y’all are so bad,, you did not even know you had him. Heck,, the best receiver too. Y’all would be better off joining another conference. Check with Arkansas,, and take Missouri with you!
Vandy- Carry on fellows!
This post was edited on 9/20/13 at 9:41 am
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Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:38 pm to TideGolfer
DIAF
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:39 pm to TideGolfer
I hate you
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:39 pm to TideGolfer
Either medicate or ban. Doesn't matter to me.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:39 pm to TideGolfer
I'm sure this thread will last a long time.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:40 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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TideGolfer
I love golf too.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:40 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:
I'm sure this thread will last a long time.
Chicken & Company will restore order in a few minutes. Fact.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:40 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
".....sometimes a man's just gotta know his limitations....."
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:41 pm to TideGolfer
Stop saying y'all so much.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:41 pm to TideGolfer
cute
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:41 pm to TideGolfer
I'm counting. That's only 13 teams. One's missing...don't help, it'll come to me. Hmmm. Is Clemson an SEC team?
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to TideGolfer
Too shitty, and long. Didn't read.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to TideGolfer
Oh you haven't heard? The SEC is a baseball conference now.
So GTFBehind USC, LSU, State, Georgia, Florida, and many other programs.
I heard that 'Bama doesn't have a single men's team NCAA National Championship, is this true? Y'all need to something for the SEC man!
So GTFBehind USC, LSU, State, Georgia, Florida, and many other programs.
I heard that 'Bama doesn't have a single men's team NCAA National Championship, is this true? Y'all need to something for the SEC man!
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to TideGolfer
you put a lot of effort into this diatribe. Most would say your insecurities are showing through
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to Lazy But Talented
Ohh yeah I heard about all that drinking that goes on at the 19th hole.. shoulda took up golf.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to TideGolfer
what up lukesidewalker
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to TideGolfer
TideGolfer pls.
stahp.
stahp.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:42 pm to Wolfhound45
GFY 
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:43 pm to TideGolfer
Go back to your crimson painted trailer.
Posted on 9/19/13 at 1:43 pm to TideGolfer
Alabama: Yeah, you Redneck Finebaums are having your 15 minutes of fame, courtesy of Nick the Nomad and the SEC Scheduling Committee. But as soon as The Dwarf moves on to his next challenge, you'll be back to treating the Iron Bowl as the "must win to make my season" game (and rightly so). So rant on. For now.
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