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Gameday Routine
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:24 pm
I know we do these threads every year but I always enjoy hearing about what other fans do for Gameday (yes, it deserves to be capitalized).
If I'm going to the game:
-wake up at 7ish or whatever time my drunk brain tells me it's time to go
-mix a drink to quell my hangover/keep my drunkenness going
-rendezvous with my crew that I go to games with and pack up for the tailgate
-set up said tailgate on historic north campus and proceed to drink whiskey
-Holler obscenities at opposing fans while shoving copious amounts of buffalo chicken dip in my gullet
-check my watch and realize I should probably head to my seats
-continue drinking with minis so I can head downtown after the game in proper form
If it's an away game:
-wake up whatever time my drunk brain tells me to (8-9)
-Shower, turn on SportsCenter
-gameplan where I'm watching football for the day
-proceed to watch College Gameday in its entirety
-head to a buddy's house for the nooner
If it's deer season (rifle)
-5:00 wake up and get to the stand by 6
-out of the woods by 11
-watch gameday and eat breakfast with dad
-watch noon game and hit the stand for the 3:30 game. Back in time to catch the end
If I'm going to the game:
-wake up at 7ish or whatever time my drunk brain tells me it's time to go
-mix a drink to quell my hangover/keep my drunkenness going
-rendezvous with my crew that I go to games with and pack up for the tailgate
-set up said tailgate on historic north campus and proceed to drink whiskey
-Holler obscenities at opposing fans while shoving copious amounts of buffalo chicken dip in my gullet
-check my watch and realize I should probably head to my seats
-continue drinking with minis so I can head downtown after the game in proper form
If it's an away game:
-wake up whatever time my drunk brain tells me to (8-9)
-Shower, turn on SportsCenter
-gameplan where I'm watching football for the day
-proceed to watch College Gameday in its entirety
-head to a buddy's house for the nooner
If it's deer season (rifle)
-5:00 wake up and get to the stand by 6
-out of the woods by 11
-watch gameday and eat breakfast with dad
-watch noon game and hit the stand for the 3:30 game. Back in time to catch the end
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Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:28 pm to gatorhata9
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Gameday Routine
Uh drink.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:32 pm to gatorhata9
I'd just add
If it's an away game:
head to girlfriends house to get a nooner
leave at 12:05 to head to a buddy's house for the nooner.
If it's an away game:
head to girlfriends house to get a nooner
leave at 12:05 to head to a buddy's house for the nooner.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:33 pm to dallasaggie
i laughed 
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:35 pm to dallasaggie
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head to a buddy's house for the nooner
You have the ghey.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:36 pm to dallasaggie
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:41 pm to gatorhata9
Depends. During most seasons it consists of typical pre-game drinking and eating. This past season after about game five it consisted of being blackout by kickoff so that I didn't care how pathetic we were. 
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:46 pm to 15sammy34
I just go to the game. Get there early and watch. High maintenance bastards
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:51 pm to gatorhata9
HOME GAME
Wake up at 5:00, eat breakfast.
Mix crown and sprite zero at 6:00.
Start drinking at 6:01.
Eat lunch around 12:00, then continue to drink. Eat whatever is left at the tailgate at 6:52, then go into the stadium.
Do not consume alcohol during game so that I can drive home.
AWAY GAME
repeat all steps above except at my house or a friends house.
DEER/DUCK SEASON
Hunt during the bye weeks and after the last game of the season until the bowl game and after.
Wake up at 5:00, eat breakfast.
Mix crown and sprite zero at 6:00.
Start drinking at 6:01.
Eat lunch around 12:00, then continue to drink. Eat whatever is left at the tailgate at 6:52, then go into the stadium.
Do not consume alcohol during game so that I can drive home.
AWAY GAME
repeat all steps above except at my house or a friends house.
DEER/DUCK SEASON
Hunt during the bye weeks and after the last game of the season until the bowl game and after.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:51 pm to FourThreeForty
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I just go to the game.
You missing out on the glory of Gameday then
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:54 pm to FourThreeForty
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I just go to the game. Get there early and watch. High maintenance bastards
No on campus tailgating? That's one of the things that makes CFB great. You're missing out
Posted on 8/9/13 at 3:54 pm to gatorhata9
1. Cook gumbo
2. Wear the same LSU shirt
3. Eat gumbo
4. Sit in the same spot on the sofa
5. Bitch at Miles
6. Celebrate victory
2. Wear the same LSU shirt
3. Eat gumbo
4. Sit in the same spot on the sofa
5. Bitch at Miles
6. Celebrate victory
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:00 pm to gatorhata9
Well yeah. But I don't have a routine. I don't go through a 7 step double check process before I just have fun
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:00 pm to gatorhata9
Wake up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Fayetteville soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young ****z on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
I jumped in the fo', hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' old shite by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shite it went somethin' like this
Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
It's the fresh El Camino rollin' Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there tryin' to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 64' Impala
Greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball, my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left, I hit the Bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy arse weave
Started talkin' shite, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the hoe
Father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old arse out
Punk arse trippin' but it's alright
Homey scored a ki, he's gonna fly, punk arse fly
Just thought that I had to be in Fayetteville soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young ****z on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
I jumped in the fo', hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play
I was pumpin' old shite by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shite it went somethin' like this
Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
It's the fresh El Camino rollin' Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.
Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my homeboyz chill
The fellas out there tryin' to make that dollar
I pulled up in the 64' Impala
Greeted with a 40 and I start drinkin'
And from the 8-ball, my breath start stinkin'
I gotta get my girl to rock that body
Before I left, I hit the Bacardi
Pulled to the house get her out of the pad
And the bitch said something to make me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy arse weave
Started talkin' shite, wouldn't you know?
I reached back like a pimp and I slapped the hoe
Father stood up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old arse out
Punk arse trippin' but it's alright
Homey scored a ki, he's gonna fly, punk arse fly
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:01 pm to gatorhata9
Win, just win baby.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:02 pm to FourThreeForty
Can't say I really have a routine either other than drink a beer in the shower, and then spend the pregame eating and drinking. And I drink a beer in the shower more Saturday mornings than not anyway if I'm not working.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:47 pm to joeytiger
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Wake up at 5:00, eat breakfast. Mix crown and sprite zero at 6:00. Start drinking at 6:01.
That's a long day brother
Posted on 8/9/13 at 4:57 pm to gatorhata9
-wake up
-watch Gameday and envision myself poking Samantha Steele with my 11th finger
-eat lunch/get drunk
-watch games
-possibly get more drunk after outcome of games
-watch Gameday and envision myself poking Samantha Steele with my 11th finger
-eat lunch/get drunk
-watch games
-possibly get more drunk after outcome of games
Posted on 8/9/13 at 5:02 pm to gatorhata9
wake up...
have sex with wife while being glued to college gameday.
watch game.
beat dog after loss...pet dog (once) if a win.
eat steak.
rub stomach.
watch oregon out west.
apologise to dog.
go to bed.
have sex with wife while being glued to college gameday.
watch game.
beat dog after loss...pet dog (once) if a win.
eat steak.
rub stomach.
watch oregon out west.
apologise to dog.
go to bed.
Posted on 8/9/13 at 5:20 pm to joeytiger
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Wake up at 5:00, eat breakfast. Mix crown and sprite zero at 6:00
It takes you an hour to eat breakfast??
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