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Dear Aggies: "We’ve been there before and we feel your pain."
Posted on 8/7/13 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 8/7/13 at 1:55 pm
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We’ve been there before and we feel your pain.
At the forefront of the Manziel hysteria there’s Joe “No Sources” Schad, whose (lack of) reporting accuracy eventually earned him an admonishment from ESPN. Schad’s record of quality reporting is suspect at best.
Hot on his heels is Selena “Please Look At Me, I’m Desperate” Roberts, who crashed and burned from the New York Times to a barely coherent blog cooked up with her dog on her back porch. Despite a string of epic reporting failures, ESPN brought this hack on board to comment on the Manziel investigation.
And then there’s Alabama-bred lawyer John “Photoshop” Phillips, he of the doctored defamatory-toward-Auburn videos who is attempting to broker the sale of photos that allegedly show Manziel signing autographs.
Note: Phillips apparently does not have access to any of the treasure trove of T-Town Menswear jersey/helmet/glove/photo signing images floating around the Internet.
Who’s next to gig the Aggies with pitchforks and torches? Will Scott Moore emerge from his involuntary isolation to offer tapes? Has Danny Sheridan risen from his coffin to have tea and crumpets with Manziel’s Aggie bag man?
How long before the Internet underworld boils with “As the Aggies Gag” websites? At what point will Catfishes and other slimy creatures organize hush-puppy dinners to display convoluted flow charts detailing the sordid history of Texas A&M and its ties to the Mexican drug cartels? Does Andrea Kremer have an expose into Aggie culture in the works?
Forgive us, Aggie fans. We’ve seen all this before.
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This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 8/7/13 at 2:32 pm to Notherdamnhog
Yeah, guilty as sin and desperately running for your lives trying to cover for the 1 man on your 1 man team.
Auburn has definitely been there before.
Looks like JFF wasn't subtle enough though so A&M's not gonna walk.
Auburn has definitely been there before.
Looks like JFF wasn't subtle enough though so A&M's not gonna walk.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 2:33 pm to BrerTiger
Mother of God. Please stop
Posted on 8/7/13 at 2:36 pm to BrerTiger
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BrerTiger
Happy to be here! This is fun.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 2:55 pm to cokebottleag
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Dear Aggies: "We’ve been there before and we feel your pain."
Is this a PIIHB thread?
Posted on 8/7/13 at 2:57 pm to danfraz
God forbid if Selena gets involved in this. Bet many Auburn alum have wished for her head. Beginning to feel this way about Rovell/Schad
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 8/7/13 at 3:50 pm to BrerTiger
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We’ve been there before and we feel your pain.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 3:59 pm to TeLeFaWx
"Now ask yourself: What’s your perception of Auburn today?"
Damn good question. My guess is that 95% would say that it's the same as it's always been. Author must be laboring under the delusion that Auburn had a squeaky clean reputation pre-Cam.
Damn good question. My guess is that 95% would say that it's the same as it's always been. Author must be laboring under the delusion that Auburn had a squeaky clean reputation pre-Cam.
This post was edited on 8/7/13 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 8/7/13 at 4:02 pm to BamaGradinTn
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"Now ask yourself: What’s your perception of Auburn today?"
A terrific question for all Gumps to look in the mirror and ponder each and every morning.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 4:05 pm to TeLeFaWx
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War Damn Eagle.
The Bryan-College Station newspaper of record is The Eagle.
Coincidence?
I think not.
BTW, The Eagle's press broke down this morning. I blame ESPN.
Posted on 8/7/13 at 4:07 pm to BrerTiger
He just asked like....8 questions in a row
Posted on 8/7/13 at 4:10 pm to BrerTiger
Well, this quickly turned into an Alabama flame thread. Nice.
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