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UA pitcher charged with kidnapping, battery
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:40 pm
Just some scrub that had only appeared in 6 games all year but still, went full retard psycho level.
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Altimont began punching a closet door, putting a large hole in it, and choking himself, according to the report, before throwing the girl onto a bed, at one point biting her hair and pulling it from her scalp.
The officer observed the female had visible red marks on her arms and neck.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:40 pm to UltimateHog
Does his loss raise your ERA? Assuming you discount all his stats.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:41 pm to UltimateHog
The UA part of the title will draw thousands of hits to this thread. Going to be some disappointed tigers 

Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:41 pm to UltimateHog
These athletes been watching soaps or something? seems like this stuff should be made up.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:42 pm to UltimateHog
These athletes been watching soaps or something? seems like this stuff should be made up.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:42 pm to UltimateHog
Holy shite
Never heard of this kid though

Never heard of this kid though
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:43 pm to gatorprincess815
I think he just got angered at your spelling and went off.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:43 pm to gatorprincess815
These athletes been watching soaps or something? seems like this stuff should be made up.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:43 pm to gatorprincess815
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These athletes been watching soaps or something? seems like this stuff should be made up.
My thoughts as well. Completely crazy.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:44 pm to UltimateHog
He sounds like a good kid. Not as good as Poche though.
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:44 pm to UltimateHog
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According to the report, officers entered the apartment and forced their way into the locked bedroom. There they found Altimont leaning over a female who was crying, according to the report. Altimont did not comply with instructions to leave the bedroom, according to the report, and was escorted into the main room of the apartment.
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The female got into a verbal dispute with Altimont in the car because he went through her cell phone, according to the report.
Trillhog?
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:46 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Trillhog?
Boom.


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Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:46 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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The UA part of the title will draw thousands of hits to this thread. Going to be some disappointed tigers
Bama could be worse at baseball?

Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:56 pm to UltimateHog
He bit her in the head? Lol
Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:59 pm to The_Joker
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He bit her in the head? Lol
Dumb skank hair tastes good?

Posted on 4/12/13 at 1:59 pm to The_Joker
This has to be worth a few Fulmer Cup points. At this pace, our baseball team will surpass our football team in a matter of weeks vs. years. WPS!! Our pitchers are crazier and drunker than your pitchers! Suck on that SEC!
Posted on 4/12/13 at 2:03 pm to UltimateHog
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Police say Altimont was confronted by a roommate who expressed concern about what was happenng and Altimont punched a hole in a closet door and began choking himself.
What the frick was this kid on?

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Posted on 4/12/13 at 2:05 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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The UA part of the title will draw thousands of hits to this thread. Going to be some disappointed tigers
it clearly says pitcher, i knew instantly it was Arkansas because the UA you're talking about is totally irrelevant on the diamond.
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