re: JFF Out of Control - UPDATE Sumlin says Player Punching Coach Not Normal

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justmebeno

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I don't consider him a coach

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COLLEGE STATION - Texas A&Mz Jizzy Manziel had lyrics fo' most every last muthafrickin thang dis past year, includin how tha frick ta win at top-ranked Alabama n' how tha frick ta whip forma Big 12 foe Oklahoma up in tha Cotton Bowl.

But one thingz still stumpin tha dynamic quarterback n' forma Kerrville Tivy star whoz arse last December became tha straight-up original gangsta freshman ta win tha Heisman Trophy: How tha frick exactly is da perved-out muthafricka supposed ta act, as tha straight-up original gangsta ta travel dis path?

"I don't straight-up know how tha frick ta handle it," Manziel, 20, admitted Wednesdizzle of his cold-arse trailblazin role among Heisman ballas. "I be bout ta just continue livin mah life, n' hopefully thatz tha way yo arse is supposed ta do dat shite."

Da lil' playa wit a quick wit ta match his quick feet added wit a grin, "I guess if I do it wrong, maybe one of mah thugs can come all up in n' do it right."

Manziel, whoz up in tha midst of sprin drills, touched on a host of topics durin a rare extended rap battle since ballin tha Heisman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It included why he be straight chosen ta sign off of his Twizzle account - fo' now, nahmeean?

"Twizzle is phat ta git up deetz yo, but it can be bad when every last muthafrickin thang you do on there can be taken up in a thugged-out different context than what tha frick it may be," da perved-out muthafricka holla'd.

Manziel added tha "last straw" occurred Sunday, when one of mah thugs apparently supaimposed a post critical of Ohio State basketbizzle playa Aaron Craft on Manzielz Twizzle handle all up in a gag joint. Manziel subsequently endured a online beatin fo' suttin' da ruffneck didn't even know about, da perved-out muthafricka holla'd.

"I was shocked when I gots on Twizzle, n' all of these Ohio State hustlas was mad at me," Manziel holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "I gots a straight-up boner fo' Aaron Craft. I was trippin by dat shite."

So, az of Monday, he be straight checked up "for a while" on his crazy-arse mo' than 332,000 followers.

Meanwhile, Manziel muthafrickin helped clear up confusion on Aggies' hustlas part bout why he be straight been occasionally spotted flashin tha "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign of A&Mz rival, Texas. Da Aggies joined tha Southeastern Conference last July, leavin tha Longhorns n' tha rest of tha Big 12.

"I understand tha rivalry between tha two ... (but) fo' me it aint a rivalry," Manziel explained. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "Our thugged-out asses gots outta they conference, n' we're not playin dem anymore, so it aint a funky-arse big-arse deal."

Dude added dat UT hustlin back Malcolm Brown is one of his dopest playas, n' tha pimpin' muthafricka talks ta Longhorns receiver Cayleb Jones regularly.

"If we play (Texas) up in a season, of course itz goin ta be a rivalry n' don't give a frick bout or whatever it is," holla'd Manziel, whoz arse grew up a Longhorns hustla but wasn't recruited by UT pimp Mack Brown as a quarterback.

Manziel also shared his side of his shove of graduate assistant Scott Aligo followin tha last of Manzielz three erections durin a scrimmage last Saturday.

"I guess tha GA was buckwild, n' he kind of gave me a shove," Manziel holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "Dude was buckwild n' bustin up bout tha play, n' dat didn't sit too well wit mah dirty arse. I wasn't aiiight wit throwin tha pick, da perved-out muthafricka shoved me, n' I just kind of pushed his arse back.

"It wasn't anythang serious, n' I don't consider his arse a pimp. It was me bein competitive. I wasn't tryin ta be disrespectful."

A&M pimp Kevin Sumlin holla'd dis week regardin tha incident: "Things happen all of tha time up in football."

Includin actual footbizzle. Kick dat shite! On dat front, tha 6-foot-1 Manziel, whoz beefed up ta 210 poundz dis offseason from 200 has rocked up sharp up in drills, tha three erections aside. Manziel n' his thugged-out lil' pimpes have stressed his stayin up in tha pocket - they already know his schmoooove arse can scoot as tha SECz all-time single-season record-holda up in total yardz wit 5,116.

"I wasn't aiiight bout dem (interceptions) yo, but all up in tha same stupid-arse time, I felt a cold-arse lil couple dem plays, if they had been durin a game, I could have taken off n' run fo' a gangbangin' first down," Manziel holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "I be stayin mo' up in tha pocket ta become mo' laid back wit dat yo, but tha natural way I play footbizzle will take over when itz time ta play tha game."

Most observers suspect dis season will mark Manzielz last at A&M, thankin bout he be straight eligible fo' tha 2014 NFL draft. (Dude redshirted his wild lil' first season.)

"I gots a straight-up boner fo' Aggieland n' every last muthafrickin thang bout bein here," da perved-out muthafricka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "But if thangs play up dat way, n' I have a opportunitizzle ta go, what tha frick a funky-arse blessin dat would be. ... I be just like anybody else. If you've gots a phat thang yo, but therez tha opportunitizzle ta upgrade ta a funky-arse mo' betta thang, you definitely have ta consider dat shite."

For now, however, da perved-out muthafricka holla'd he be straight simply thankin bout A&Mz opener Aug. 31 against Rice n' is well aware hustlas is already playin up nationistic champion Alabama rollin tha frick into College Station on Sept. 14 yo. Dude holla'd a shitload of his freshly smoked up celebritizzle playaz plan ta attend tha game fo' realz. And whoz arse might they be?

A coy Manziel replied, "I might have ta keep dat a secret."

One of tha few secrets, apparently, still surroundin tha trailblazin Heisman balla.

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Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel, the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy, said Tuesday that he has self-imposed a Twitter ban in an attempt to keep his personal life more private.
Manziel has been stung in recent weeks by negative publicity from both on- and off-the-field incidents.
The latest controversy came Saturday, when media reports indicated Manziel shoved a Texas A&M graduate assistant after he threw one of his three interceptions during a spring scrimmage. Aggies coach Kevin Sumlin said he didn't see the confrontation, and Manziel and his teammates said the incident was overblown.
Since winning the Heisman and leading the Aggies to an 11-2 record in his first season as a starter in 2012, nearly every aspect of Manziel's life has become Internet fodder.

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Dat A&M QB Johnny Manziel? You know dat white boy freshman dat dun won da Heisman an' shite? Well, Tuesday he say he dun banned his own arse from Twitta, cuz bitches and fools be all up in shite dat ain't none 'day bid'ness. Lass couple weeks, bitch-arse haters is playin' Johnny fo a fool 'bout shite up in his crib and shite dun gone down in da hood.

Just lass week, sum fool dun act like he da shite when Johnny throw a pick. Johnny ain't let no punk-arse fool dis him and shite, so Johnny bust dat n***a and da whole crew 'bout to throw down. Head Pimp Sumlin say he ain't see shite when Johnny pop da n***a, but he say it ain't no thang. shite like dat happen all da time.

Erry since Johnny dun won dat Heisman an’ beat dat arse 11-2, n***as be all up in his shite all ovah dis bitch from facebook to frickbook, fool. Fo' sho' n***a, it's sum bullshite up in here.

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