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Reasons why mizzou belongs from a Missourian POV
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:21 pm
So as the first mizzou poster I have noticed a lot of missouri isn't the south they don't belong nonsense. So I have to decided to take a stab at illustrating why we are just like all... Well most of you. Let the mizzou hazing begin
.We entered the union as a slave state
The Missouri Tigers were an organization that loaded voting in Kansas as to
have Kansas enter as a slave state.
The largest religion by percentage is babtist
We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies
School specific similarities:
Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson
Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!
TAMU - we love playing at kyle field just as much as you do!
BAMA - Derek Dooley told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all
Auburn - Our girls are hot. Yours are hot with accents. We should have a pillow fight. Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.
Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth. We are both entrepreneurs.
Tenn - if you live in Nashville or west you are likely a Cards fan.
Vandy - Don't you have test to study for? Stop reading useless message boards
UGA - We both suspend a lot of players. We just suspend them the week we find out they failed a drug test. We don't let them play against florida then sit them in the non conference game...
Florida - lets be honest here... the only thing florida and missouri have in common is that we both have a lot of waffle houses. The difference is that you need a GED to work at one in Missouri.
SC - Columbia bowl?
.We entered the union as a slave state
The Missouri Tigers were an organization that loaded voting in Kansas as to
have Kansas enter as a slave state.
The largest religion by percentage is babtist
We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies
School specific similarities:
Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson
Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!
TAMU - we love playing at kyle field just as much as you do!
BAMA - Derek Dooley told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all
Auburn - Our girls are hot. Yours are hot with accents. We should have a pillow fight. Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.
Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth. We are both entrepreneurs.
Tenn - if you live in Nashville or west you are likely a Cards fan.
Vandy - Don't you have test to study for? Stop reading useless message boards
UGA - We both suspend a lot of players. We just suspend them the week we find out they failed a drug test. We don't let them play against florida then sit them in the non conference game...
Florida - lets be honest here... the only thing florida and missouri have in common is that we both have a lot of waffle houses. The difference is that you need a GED to work at one in Missouri.
SC - Columbia bowl?
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Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:22 pm to Mizzourah16
no
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:22 pm to Mizzourah16
Your first reason is about establishing your Old South racist cred? 
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:22 pm to Mizzourah16
tl;dr
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Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:23 pm to Mizzourah16
I agree with the Florida comparison.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:23 pm to Mizzourah16
do not want
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:24 pm to Mizzourah16
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
Apparently you fail history and geography.
(Mobile, BTW)
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:24 pm to Mizzourah16
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
meh, ALL the culture in louisiana is not mardi gras buddy
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The largest religion by percentage is babtist
tell me about this Babtist religion
this is the first i've heard of it
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:25 pm to Mizzourah16
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St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
Compared to what? New Orleans, no. Maybe Louisiana as a whole. I've been to St Louis Mardi Gras, and there are more people at the Street Dance on Monday in Mamou. Also, your schools are in session on that Monday and Tuesday, which means you can't make any claims as to how big your Mardi Gras is.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:25 pm to TigerSpy
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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation in branson
NO NEVER
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:25 pm to Mizzourah16
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:28 pm to Mizzourah16
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So as the first mizzou poster
No. Wrong. Go away. Stop embarrassing us.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:28 pm to Mizzourah16
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.We entered the union as a slave state
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Auburn - Yours are hot with accents.
I'll give you this one.
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We should have a pillow fight. Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.
You do realize girls don't do this, right?
This post was edited on 11/8/11 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:28 pm to Mizzourah16
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
I look forward to your first season with a SEC schedule. Mizzou will be the new Mississippi State.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:29 pm to KajunGator
Well at least you are in the East so you will have a lot easier time than lets say A&M who will get the arse kicked for 5 years before they plan on going some where else.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:29 pm to Mizzourah16
tl:dr
We still don't like you.
Never wanted you.
Biggest reason you don't belong is because Missouri folk don't care about football. Missouri fans are going to soil their overalls the first time Bama/Tennessee/LSU/Auburn/UGA fans roll into their town with 5,000 RV's....on a TUESDAY and set up camp for the week.
We still don't like you.
Never wanted you.
Biggest reason you don't belong is because Missouri folk don't care about football. Missouri fans are going to soil their overalls the first time Bama/Tennessee/LSU/Auburn/UGA fans roll into their town with 5,000 RV's....on a TUESDAY and set up camp for the week.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:29 pm to Mizzourah16
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We entered the union as a slave state
The Missouri Tigers were an organization that loaded voting in Kansas as to
have Kansas enter as a slave state.
The largest religion by percentage is babtist
We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies
all irrelevant
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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson
arkansas is in the big 12
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
We're a founding member, bitch, and if we played in the Big 12 would be as competitive as you, minus chase daniel.
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Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!
huh, you wear jerseys anyway
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Auburn - Our girls are hot
you and A&M will compete with Vandy for 12th.
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Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth. We are both entrepreneurs.
touche'. still waiting on something meaningful
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Tenn - if you live in Nashville or west you are likely a Cards fan
why are you like the SEC again?
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Vandy - Don't you have test to study for? Stop reading useless message boards
none of them will see this
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UGA - We both suspend a lot of players. We just suspend them the week we find out they failed a drug test. We don't let them play against florida then sit them in the non conference game
why is your school like the SEC schools though?
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the only thing florida and missouri have in common is that we both have a lot of waffle houses
well there would be that football success thing if you guys had that
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SC - Columbia bowl?
yay, you have the same city name as one our schools. Y'all are just like us. Welcome!!
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:29 pm to randystewart
I'm still trying to figure out who the f* is going to travel to Missouri for a game? Hell No.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:30 pm to Mizzourah16
Yall have some serious changes to make of you want to be accepted here. Even your fraternity boys wear jerseys, and jerseys make me fricking sick.
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:31 pm to Mizzourah16
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Too bad there are no MSU posters on here anymore. This would be pretty good.
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