Mizzourah16

So as the first mizzou poster I have noticed a lot of missouri isn't the south they don't belong nonsense. So I have to decided to take a stab at illustrating why we are just like all... Well most of you. Let the mizzou hazing begin

.We entered the union as a slave state

The Missouri Tigers were an organization that loaded voting in Kansas as to
have Kansas enter as a slave state.

The largest religion by percentage is babtist

We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies

School specific similarities:

Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson

Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver.  St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras

Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?

Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!

TAMU - we love playing at kyle field just as much as you do!

BAMA - Derek Dooley told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all

Auburn - Our girls are hot.  Yours are hot with accents.  We should have a pillow fight.  Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.

Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth.  We are both entrepreneurs.

Tenn - if you live in Nashville or west you are likely a Cards fan.  

Vandy - Don't you have test to study for?  Stop reading useless message boards

UGA - We both suspend a lot of players.  We just suspend them the week we find out they failed a drug test.  We don't let them play against florida then sit them in the non conference game...

Florida - lets be honest here... the only thing florida and missouri have in common is that we both have a lot of waffle houses.  The difference is that you need a GED to work at one in Missouri.

SC - Columbia bowl?