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Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:55 pm
To the Clemson fan 5 years ago, I confess to breaking your car flag. Dick move on my parent. You guys shouldn't have beat us though.
To the LSU fan in 2008, I confess to gator chomping you at halftime. I, and SC payed for it later. By both teams.
To the Tennessee fans in section 15 last year....you deserved it.
To the LSU fan in 2008, I confess to gator chomping you at halftime. I, and SC payed for it later. By both teams.
To the Tennessee fans in section 15 last year....you deserved it.
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 12:56 pm to CNB
To auburn fan 3 years ago...you were hot and I like big girls, sorry about your eye...
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:02 pm to CNB
Way, waaaaay too many things to name. Mostly just involved loud and vulgar language.
-I met blake mitchell as he walked off the field in 05 and cussed him out
-I went to the LSU sideline in 04 and cussed out Xavier carter after he kneeled at the 1.
-In 07 I threw a few cups from the upper deck into the bama students below
-The auburn fans in 07 that I pushed at the corner of college and clayton
-For the first and only time in my entire life, I hit somebody last year at the tech game.
I don't feel bad for any of my cuss outs, but I do genuinely feel bad for hitting someone. I didn't like it.
-I met blake mitchell as he walked off the field in 05 and cussed him out
-I went to the LSU sideline in 04 and cussed out Xavier carter after he kneeled at the 1.
-In 07 I threw a few cups from the upper deck into the bama students below
-The auburn fans in 07 that I pushed at the corner of college and clayton
-For the first and only time in my entire life, I hit somebody last year at the tech game.
I don't feel bad for any of my cuss outs, but I do genuinely feel bad for hitting someone. I didn't like it.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:02 pm to CNB
To the UT fan on the Strip after the 2002 Third Saturday in October..I'm sorry a KPD officer knocked you the frick out. I hate you had such poor timing and coordination.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 1:05 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:07 pm to CNB
Was in Hilton Head about 6 or 7 years ago, I'm not sure why but someone had a UK sticker on their back of there car and it annoyed me so I ripped half of it off. Thinking something along the lines of "Get your own state"
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:08 pm to CNB
To the 12 year old Gator fan in front of me in 06 SECCG, I wanted to smack the grin off your face.... I didn't do it, but was terrible of me to even think it.
To the LSU fan last year, you sat on ketchup and I didn't tell you.
I'm sure I have more.... I'll add later.
To the LSU fan last year, you sat on ketchup and I didn't tell you.
I'm sure I have more.... I'll add later.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:11 pm to CNB
To the SEC Rant 2010, sorry we cheated.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:12 pm to CNB
To the UGA fan from 2006 - sorry for breaking your face in the bathroom but you shouldnt have cheapshotted my boy while he was at the urinal. Hope you havent had any maxillofacial complications. Best regards. 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:18 pm to CNB
-to the Ole Miss couple behind me in Tiger Stadium in 08. Sorry I yelled "We're losing to 'Ole-frickin-Miss'. Nobody loses to Ole-fricking-Miss"!
You guys were really gracious when you took me and my date's picture after I finished cursing out your team.
That's about the worst thing I've ever done to an opposing fan and it took a tray of jello shots to make me even that obnoxious.
You guys were really gracious when you took me and my date's picture after I finished cursing out your team.
That's about the worst thing I've ever done to an opposing fan and it took a tray of jello shots to make me even that obnoxious.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:21 pm to CNB
To the arkansas fan last year, sorry I busted your nose, you were talking shite and whiskey was involved.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:24 pm to CNB
To the hot Alabama girl at Reggies in 02. Sorry my drunk friend yelled and spittled in your face. I thought we really had something going there on the dance floor.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:29 pm to CNB
Oh and to the Auburn fan on the beach over spring break... Sorry for punching you in the jaw and calling you a fricking Cheater. I was drunk on a liter of Jim Beam and some sexy girl bet me i would't do it.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:47 pm to CNB
I'm sorry to the UF fan/student that passed out at our tailgate uninvited in 2007, and for stripping you down, throwing your clothes and shoes away which including your precious Tebow jersey, and leaving you butt naked and stranded. Your keys are somewhere in the St. John's River if you are looking for them.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:49 pm to CNB
To the MSU fan parked in the parking lot last year: Sorry for pissing on your door handle to your car.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:50 pm to CNB
To the UGA fan that didnt come with his GF in 2004, sorry but she wanted it...and i gave it to her.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:51 pm to CNB
To the Florida fans in 1997. I'm sorry for putting an LSU bumper sticker on your car (100 of them) before the game.
To the Florida Equipment Truck driver, I'm sorry I put an LSU bumper sticker on the back of your truck as you pulled off campus. Well, I'm really not sorry.
To the Florida Equipment Truck driver, I'm sorry I put an LSU bumper sticker on the back of your truck as you pulled off campus. Well, I'm really not sorry.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 1:55 pm to CNB
To the auburn fan at the marriott after the SECCG, I'm not sorry for getting you kicked out of the hotel
Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:02 pm to CNB
To Nick Saban, I confess it moved a bit when I saw your daughters tits
Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:03 pm to CNB
Innocent.
Well, my crime is relentlessly flaming boogs after they beat us until about a month ago. For which I am not sorry to them, only to myself for placing too much energy into a black hole.
Well, my crime is relentlessly flaming boogs after they beat us until about a month ago. For which I am not sorry to them, only to myself for placing too much energy into a black hole.
This post was edited on 4/5/11 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 4/5/11 at 2:46 pm to CNB
To the gator fan in 2005 I'm sorry I pushed you and called your gf a cock gobbling midget. Whiskey and bs celebration penalties are a bad combination
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