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Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:23 pm to SabanIsAGod
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:23 pm to SabanIsAGod
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Schlabach also hinted that Auburn should have no choice but to sit Newton after the newest stuff drops.
I hope they cock ring the quart of banana juice they're about to squirt all over us at least until after the Iron Bowl. But it's like hittin' a 10, you start doing Chinese Algebra, think about driver's ed videos, but it's still gonna shoot their eye out.
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Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:23 pm to LarryDavid
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But it's like hittin' a 10, you start doing Chinese Algebra, think about driver's ed videos, but it's still gonna shoot their eye out.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:25 pm to LarryDavid
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I hope they cock ring the quart of banana juice they're about to squirt all over us at least until after the Iron Bowl. But it's like hittin' a 10, you start doing Chinese Algebra, think about driver's ed videos, but it's still gonna shoot their eye out.
Great analogy!!!!!
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:26 pm to LarryDavid
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I hope they cock ring the quart of banana juice they're about to squirt all over us at least until after the Iron Bowl. But it's like hittin' a 10, you start doing Chinese Algebra, think about driver's ed videos, but it's still gonna shoot their eye out.
Huh? I think that excercise ball video is gettin' to your skull.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:43 pm to LarryDavid
LARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Great analogy on the cock ring..
Great analogy on the cock ring..
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:50 pm to Cochise
i just dont think this is going to be anywhere near as big as most are expecting, or as big as the Bama guys are hoping?
i dont have a lot of knowledge of Alabama politics, but shouldnt Bama fans be worried (and really all SEC fans) if the FBI is snooping around Miss St and Auburn? I'm sure that the power players in Alabama arent exclusive to Auburn.
i dont have a lot of knowledge of Alabama politics, but shouldnt Bama fans be worried (and really all SEC fans) if the FBI is snooping around Miss St and Auburn? I'm sure that the power players in Alabama arent exclusive to Auburn.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:51 pm to Cochise
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:52 pm to Cochise
We need to form the TDBI
Tiger Droppings Bureau of Investigation
Lots of field agents out there bringing back pertinent info. Most have contributed to this epic thread. Obviously, Egg gets the J. Edgar Hoover role. Or, is it Elliot Ness?
I'm more of an analyst.
Ross gets honorable metion as one of the untouchables, because even though he is an Auburn fan, he's tried to be objective.
This has been an ecumenical takedown - LSU, Alabama, Miss. St., Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee fans have all contributed.
Just thinking how much fun this has been and how this has been the best investigation I've yet seen on a message board.
Tiger Droppings Bureau of Investigation
Lots of field agents out there bringing back pertinent info. Most have contributed to this epic thread. Obviously, Egg gets the J. Edgar Hoover role. Or, is it Elliot Ness?
I'm more of an analyst.
Ross gets honorable metion as one of the untouchables, because even though he is an Auburn fan, he's tried to be objective.
This has been an ecumenical takedown - LSU, Alabama, Miss. St., Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee fans have all contributed.
Just thinking how much fun this has been and how this has been the best investigation I've yet seen on a message board.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:57 pm to AlaTiger
I'm in a conference in Indianapolis. I did nothing today but run my iphone battery down reading this thread and when that happenned i said screw this class and went on the internet to finish the thread. Can I get a certificate of continuing education or something. 
Posted on 11/16/10 at 6:59 pm to geauxpetty
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Can I get a certificate of continuing education or something.
There actually is a certificate.
I've kept up with this thread for 2 days. My mind is reeling. Living in Montgomery, I know all these stories and people who know these people. I know people who worked at Colonial. NOT GOOD. This whole thing is going to get ugly.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:02 pm to AlaTiger
I may take a stroll by the NCAA HQ with my coat collar up and wearing sunglasses and drop them a link to this thread.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:25 pm to geauxpetty
And here's the story in the Sun of Cam's arrest two years ago...the first hint of the dirtball he was to become...
Florida backup quarterback Cameron Newton was arrested and charged Friday with felony counts of burglary, larceny and obstruction of justice.
Newton was suspended from the team, Florida football spokesman Steve McClain said Friday.
Newton, a sophomore, allegedly stole a laptop from a UF student worth $1,700 and threw it out of his dormitory window, according to a University of Florida police report.
UPD officers responded to the claim of a stolen laptop on Oct. 21. On Friday, a voluntary search of Newton’s dormitory revealed a laptop that matched the serial number of the victim’s laptop on Newton’s desk.
According to report, Newton asked for privacy while speaking with his attorney, Huntley Johnson. When police returned, the laptop was no longer on his desk. The computer was later located behind a garbage dumpster at the Springs Complex, a dorm where many Florida athletes live.
LINK
Not really pertinent to this thread other than background. Two years after the fact, the Aubs have painted Cam as being somewhat wrongly accused,
Florida backup quarterback Cameron Newton was arrested and charged Friday with felony counts of burglary, larceny and obstruction of justice.
Newton was suspended from the team, Florida football spokesman Steve McClain said Friday.
Newton, a sophomore, allegedly stole a laptop from a UF student worth $1,700 and threw it out of his dormitory window, according to a University of Florida police report.
UPD officers responded to the claim of a stolen laptop on Oct. 21. On Friday, a voluntary search of Newton’s dormitory revealed a laptop that matched the serial number of the victim’s laptop on Newton’s desk.
According to report, Newton asked for privacy while speaking with his attorney, Huntley Johnson. When police returned, the laptop was no longer on his desk. The computer was later located behind a garbage dumpster at the Springs Complex, a dorm where many Florida athletes live.
LINK
Not really pertinent to this thread other than background. Two years after the fact, the Aubs have painted Cam as being somewhat wrongly accused,
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:30 pm to geauxpetty
just created a profile because of this epic thread.
im also an auburn fan, so this sucks.
but kudos to people that did this research. glad you guys aren't working on this investigation.
im also an auburn fan, so this sucks.
but kudos to people that did this research. glad you guys aren't working on this investigation.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:31 pm to saltybulldog
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I found myself, under the covers at midnight reading several pages on my phone, probably spent an hour under there, except having to come out for air. A grown man...I have reproduced twice mind you...I am responsible for directing these kid's life, and there I was, reading this incredible work by other people more pathetic than myself at midnight, under my covers...I assume trying to hide my pathetic behavior from my wife.
I have reproduced thrice and have found myself reading this thread in the middle of the night or early morning, in bed. Pathetic. Could not have summed it up better.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:35 pm to LarryDavid
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I hope they cock ring the quart of banana juice they're about to squirt all over us at least until after the Iron Bowl. But it's like hittin' a 10, you start doing Chinese Algebra, think about driver's ed videos, but it's still gonna shoot their eye out.
OK, see... I actually pictured Larry David saying that. While wearing the expression in your avi pic.
I still can't stop laughing.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:51 pm to angryslugs
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i was banging my wife last night and called out W&L's name.
You're "all in"
Posted on 11/16/10 at 7:59 pm to blueTunaTiger
quote:Great job on those summaries.
ueTunaTiger
Posted on 11/16/10 at 8:07 pm to blueTunaTiger
quote:hmmmm...Malzahn to replace Crowton?
Now move to this past Thursday-Saturday. I bet I could name with three guesses (the 1st two not counting) who the coaches and administration were that won the Play or Not Play Battle. My gut tell me Gus Malzahn was one of those voting "No." I bet he knows he won't be there next year.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 8:09 pm to Chicken
We could only hope Chicken. I'm thinking Gus might be angling for a head coaching job. Maybe Louisville.
Posted on 11/16/10 at 8:09 pm to Chicken
quote:would be a nightmare for the rest of the sec....
Malzahn to replace Crowton?
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