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Patrick Peterson definitely didn't go to Miami.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:14 pm
He got half way there but developed cramps and gave up on the trip.
Julio Jones took his ticket to the airport but dropped it and picked it up so many times it erased the bar coding on the SW ticket and they refused to let him on the plane.
Ryan Mallet was asked to fly the plane but kept over throwing (flying) the airport so the pilots kicked him off the plane.
Cam Newton wasn't invited so he stole a ticket but for some reason he kept throwing it out the window.
John Brantley drove down to the party but nobody knew who he was even though he claimed to be better than Tebow.
Just having some fun. Add to it if you wish. If not FYAGTH.
Julio Jones took his ticket to the airport but dropped it and picked it up so many times it erased the bar coding on the SW ticket and they refused to let him on the plane.
Ryan Mallet was asked to fly the plane but kept over throwing (flying) the airport so the pilots kicked him off the plane.
Cam Newton wasn't invited so he stole a ticket but for some reason he kept throwing it out the window.
John Brantley drove down to the party but nobody knew who he was even though he claimed to be better than Tebow.
Just having some fun. Add to it if you wish. If not FYAGTH.
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Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:14 pm to Schwaaz
OH and PP is from Miami
JK
WMFC was the ringleader of it all
This post was edited on 7/21/10 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:15 pm to Schwaaz
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:15 pm to Schwaaz
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He got half way there but developed cramps and gave up on the trip.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:15 pm to Schwaaz
All were decent except Mallet...that one was lame as hell.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:16 pm to Schwaaz
FTR Cam had an e-ticket but lost it when he thew the laptop out the window.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:16 pm to Schwaaz
{insert Ole Miss Player name here] was going, but his ticket was from Atlanta......he could never get there!!
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:16 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:17 pm to Schwaaz
Ben Tate snuck in the party and then got thrown out.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:17 pm to Schwaaz
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John Brantley drove down to the party but nobody knew who he was even though he claimed to be better than Tebow.
Best one IMO...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:17 pm to Schwaaz
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He got half way there but developed cramps and gave up on the trip.
almost spit my purple drank up
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:18 pm to Schwaaz
No, Patrick Peterson had his foot in the door, but was turned around by a crooked bouncer because he was wearing inappropriate attire.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:18 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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{insert Ole Miss Player name here] was going, but his ticket was from Atlanta......he could never get there!!
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:19 pm to Schwaaz
Carl Johnson didn't know he was going to the party until they threw him out for following a woman there off a bus, violating another restraining order
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:20 pm to Schwaaz
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Ryan Mallet was asked to fly the plane but kept over throwing (flying) the airport so the pilots kicked him off the plane.
Would have been better if you had said Ryan Mallet was going but he overflew(overthrew) Miami and ended up in Havana.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:20 pm to tylerdurden24
Powe was in the airport but couldn't read where the departure gate was on his ticket.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:20 pm to PirateJunk
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Would have been better if you had said Ryan Mallet was going but he overflew(overthrew) Miami and ended up in Havana.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:20 pm to PirateJunk
Much better...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:23 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Josh Jasper went, but he had to sit all by himself. He was named to the NCAA and they said "A kicker? We are really only interested in football players!"
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:23 pm to Schwaaz
Jerrel Powe bought a to ticket Mali instead of Miami.
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