re: Funniest Heckle You Ever Said/Heard?

My greatest hit came at the PMAC in 2000. We were playing Auburn, and we sucked. I was in the front row. AU's players were warming up about 20 minutes before the game; the arena was relatively empty. We front-row lunatics wouldn't shut up, though.

All: M! A! M! A! How you think you got that way? YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!) YO MAMA (clap clap! clap clap!)

All: D! A! D-D-Y! You ain't never met that guy! YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!) YO DADDY (clap clap! clap clap!)

Me (alone, improvised): U! N! C-L-E! Who you think molested me? MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!) MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!)

It was one of the biggest laughs I ever got in my life.

2009

Alabama vs Tennessee in Neyland.

UT had just suffered another 3 and out and it was just beginning to be obvious to them that they were going to lose this game and they already wanted Fulmer's blood and the stadium was like 40% Bama fans.


Colquitt comes out to punt and SHANKS THE EVER LIVING shite out of it and as the ball is coming off of his foot as an obvious shank, the stadium is dead silent except for one UT fan a few rows lower that just YELLS


"YOU frickIN DRUNK"

ham

yes sir....got my years mixed up



But nothing beats ASU fans chanting "PLO" at Steve Kerr after his dad had been killed in Lebannon by the PLO.

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Me (alone, improvised): U! N! C-L-E! Who you think molested me? MY UNCLE (clap clap! clap clap!)

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And that's supposed to heckle the player? Seems like that one would come back on you a little bit too there bub.

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But nothing beats ASU fans chanting "PLO" at Steve Kerr after his dad had been killed in Lebannon by the PLO.

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WOW! That's pretty brutal.

It reminded me of one - while not brutal at all - was REALLY, REALLY funny that we did when the Hogs played a preseason exhibition game against the Israeli National team. This was in Barnhill so it was in the early 1990's. Back then we had a really great student section that studied every team, and during player introductions, we had something personal and unique for each player - not the same "Nice Hair" garbage we do now.

Anyway....they start calling the starting lineups for the Israeli National team, and they call the first guy and it goes something like this...."Starting at guard, standing 6'3" from Tel Aviv, Shlomo Goldberg." To which the entire student section yells, "Get the Tip-Off!"

There was little reaction at first, then as people around the arena started to get it, there came this pretty large roar of laughter. One of the funniest things I ever heard the student section do.

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Israeli girls are all about sex. Horniest girls on the planet. I love them.

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I know one woman who is of "Israeli" descent and is a transplant to the South, and I would say that based on conversations I have had with her, your assessment is dead-on.

Not at a big game or anything but me and 2 of my mates went to watch our friend play in an Under 18s game, the local team got to youth FA Cup 2nd round(basically made the top 200 in the country..way better than they were)

Anyway it was just us behind one of the goals and were ripping it out of the opposite goalkeeper(he also ha da ponytail) after the usual of putting stuff it all went quite at a corner kick and one of my mates shouts "wheres your boyfriend". The Keeper turns round cusses out my mate as we - and a fair few of the players - are in hysterics.

at the mens division Texas Rugby Union Championships years and years ago...

Houston RFC had a very large pack and would grunt 'kilo' with their scrumdowns to begin their push... the Dallas Harlequins pushed them backward on the handful of initial scrums and then had them on skates all day...

by the third scrumdown, quins fans and players on the sideline were chanting 'olik' as Houston RFC was pushed backwards - pretty damn funny.

the best heckles aren't profane or foul-mouthed... simple, timely and creative