re: Funniest Heckle You Ever Said/Heard?

My cousin playing summer ball in B.R., my brother in law goes to the game to watch him. My cousin gets tossed for something and goes in to the dug out. The umpire sees this and says your outta the ball park. My cousin walks up to sit with my brother in law, and the umpire again looks up at him and says, your outta here. My brother law answers, you gonna throw him out of the state too.