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What method should I use to end my life?
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:31 am
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:31 am
After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?
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Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:32 am to Jhag
Jumping off a building onto spinning Helicopter blades
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:32 am to Jhag
Piano wire. Interstate bridge. Wait for a school-bus full of kids. = Fun times
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:33 am to Jhag
If i ever commited suicide, i would jump from off the world's tallest building. At least it would be fun on the way down 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to Jhag
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After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?
cut your veins open a little bit and go to the ocean so a 20ft great white can have some supper
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to Jhag
Get chased off of a cliff by a gang of topless roller-skaters.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:35 am to Jhag
teams are up and down man. we'll be a 7.. maybe 8 win team this year like most logical fans expected. our depth is killing us.
oh, a gun.
oh, a gun.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to Jhag
Hire Gene Chizik...it helped Auburn kill their program and it can help you to!!
This post was edited on 10/18/09 at 12:38 am
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to Jhag
Now i get why people get upset at these kind of threads. Carry on.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:37 am to Jhag
death by cop, get someone to tape
:prayerssent:
:prayerssent:
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:39 am to Jhag
Become an Alabama fan.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:42 am to Jhag
Stick a toothpick underneath your big toe, and kick a wall.
Repeat until enough blood is lost.
Repeat until enough blood is lost.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:48 am to Jhag
get an elephant to step on your head.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:50 am to Jhag
I suggest you wait until next weekend after losing to LSU. You'll at least get a great last meal in Baton Rouge.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 12:52 am to Jhag
Have Terrence Cody do a belly flop on you.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 5:54 am to Jhag
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What method should I use to end my life?
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After a loss to UK what's the best way to rid the shame and end it all ?
We lost to ULM. Get the frick over it and realize if you dont show up to play your not going to win. BTW if it helps BAMA is the best team in the nation
Posted on 10/18/09 at 7:33 am to Jhag
smother yourself in Kige's belly? 
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:34 am to Jhag
isn't there farms in alabama? isn't there farms near Auburn? If it were me I'd find one of those big Combine tractors and jump into the grinders as it's plowing down the field. that is , If Auburn were my team and lost to KY
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:35 am to Jhag
I'm looking on the bright side. More time to spend with the family and more time to catch up on the work I've let slip.
Posted on 10/18/09 at 8:42 am to Jhag
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What method should I use to end my life?
Come to Baton Rouge next Saturday night and ask around.
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