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Michigan is shaped like a damn mitten
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:08 pm
and their women smell like cottage cheese and when the idiots want a Coke they ask for a Pop?
frick 'Em. Roll Tide!
frick 'Em. Roll Tide!
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Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:10 pm to AlabaTide
AlabaTide is a good one even if it won’t last long.
RTR Altie
RTR Altie
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:13 pm to AHM21
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AlabaTide is a good one even if it won’t last long.
RTR Altie
I'm looking at my hand typing this message and it looks like a foot. I don't know what is happening.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:15 pm to AlabaTide
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:21 pm to AlabaTide
Hi dr jacky.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:25 pm to AlabaTide
Michigan has elite length. Think Arizona. They blew alabama out earlier in the year.
This is a big mismatch.
This is a big mismatch.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:36 pm to Stidham8
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Michigan has elite length. Think Arizona. They blew alabama out earlier in the year.
This is a big mismatch.
Cows from auburn spread bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:39 pm to AlabaTide
Michigan is about to destroy bama.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:47 pm to AlabaTide
Players from Tuscaloosa shoot people, have teammates bring weapons to the crime scene, and traffic drugs.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:55 pm to supersaints9
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Michigan is about to destroy bama.
Will Wade is about to destroy a belt buckle.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:56 pm to Stidham8
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Players from Tuscaloosa shoot people, have teammates bring weapons to the crime scene, and traffic drugs.
The auburn rodeo is just a front for sexual abuse of cows.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:57 pm to AlabaTide
I never come to the SEC Rant. Good to luck to y'all. I have Bama +9.5. Give me a Michigan win by 9.
This post was edited on 3/27/26 at 5:57 pm
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:58 pm to Stidham8
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Players from Tuscaloosa shoot people, have teammates bring weapons to the crime scene, and traffic drugs.
Who knows what other criminal enterprises they've allowed to blossom under Oats; who is the worst of the worst of them all.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 5:59 pm to Bunk Moreland
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I never come to the SEC Rant. Good to luck to y'all. I have Bama +9.5. Give me a Michigan win by 9.
I probably won't even watch the game. I don't care much for basketball. I'm just fricking around trying to find something to talk about.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:02 pm to Furlong the Red
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Who knows what other criminal enterprises they've allowed to blossom under Oats; who is the worst of the worst of them all.
At least he isn't shaped like probably the worst tree fruit to ever exist. A pear is like turkey, no one wants either one when something better is around.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:05 pm to AlabaTide
Great
Posted on 3/27/26 at 6:36 pm to AlabaTide
We are shaped like a flaccid dick so who am I to talk.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:02 pm to AlabaTide
Murda Mitten baw
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:09 pm to Furlong the Red
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Who knows what other criminal enterprises they've allowed to blossom under Oats; who is the worst of the worst of them all.
What he has done to the LSU basketball program the last few years has to be a crime.
Posted on 3/27/26 at 7:22 pm to Stidham8
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Players from Tuscaloosa shoot people, have teammates bring weapons to the crime scene, and traffic drugs.
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