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My friend’s kid is graduating from Alabama in May - took 5 years after changing major
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:08 pm
Has not seen the Tide win a title in any sport as a student.
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Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:10 pm to SEC Doctor
Does he have any trashy Bama tats?
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:11 pm to SEC Doctor
That’s the risk you run when you don’t go to LSU.
We expect titles here at LSU. Other programs just hope to be competitive.
We expect titles here at LSU. Other programs just hope to be competitive.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:17 pm to SEC Doctor
I knew after the first two words this was a made up story.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:26 pm to SEC Doctor
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:40 pm to SEC Doctor
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Has not seen the Tide win a title in any sport as a student
SEC championship in football not count?
A LSU fan can be forgiven for forgetting football is a sport though. It's understandable.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:45 pm to SEC Doctor
If an actual doctor's actual kid took 5 years to graduate from Alabama, he should be disowned.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:49 pm to SEC Doctor
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Has not seen the Tide win a title in any sport as a student.
Alabama football won the SEC in both 2021 and 2023.
Alabama basketball was regular season and tournament champions in 2023.
Alabama softball won the SEC tournament in 2021.
Alabama gymnastics won the SEC in 2021.
Alabama soccer was SEC regular season champions in 2022.
We won't talk about individual championships, but there have been a few of those also.
Poor kid didn't see any team national titles, though. That's for sure. He'll just have to settle for that full trophy case of SEC titles.
This post was edited on 3/14/26 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:51 pm to imjustafatkid
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Alabama football won the SEC in both 2021 and 2023. Alabama basketball was regular season and tournament champions in 2023. Alabama softball won the SEC tournament in 2021. Alabama gymnastics won the SEC in 2021. Alabama soccer was SEC regular season champions in 2022.
No one cares about or remembers any of those. We’re talking about national championships.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:52 pm to BarnHater
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We expect titles here at LSU. Other programs just hope to be competitive.
You should at least try in men’s basketball
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:52 pm to SEC Doctor
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No one cares about or remembers any of those. We’re talking about national championships.
Nope. This is what you said:
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Has not seen the Tide win a title in any sport as a student.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:52 pm to SEC Doctor
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:56 pm to SEC Doctor
The insecurity is real people.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:58 pm to cajunbama
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The insecurity is real people.
I agree. The insecurity of the Gumps running to post in this thread about their third-place in the SEC West gymnastics “title” is both hilarious and sad at the same time.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 12:59 pm to cajunbama
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The insecurity is real people.
It's jealousy. They wish they had what we have.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 1:02 pm to imjustafatkid
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They wish they had what we have.
I could theoretically switch to being a Bama fan, but I'm probably not trashy enough.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 1:45 pm to SEC Doctor
Most kids make it out of Community College in 2-3 years.
Posted on 3/14/26 at 2:09 pm to SEC Doctor
Five years to graduate is the real story. Is that five years total or an additional five years after changing major?
Posted on 3/14/26 at 2:26 pm to ColoradoAg
How many other SEC schools did he not get into?
Posted on 3/14/26 at 2:29 pm to dallastiger55
He probably got into LSU since the requirements are nearly identical.
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