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Prepare thyselves for Auburn being in the First Four
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:56 pm
For years they’ve dogged Bama, “yall can’t beat Purdue! Yall can’t beat Arizona! Yall can’t beat Gonzaga!”
But little brother finally figured out the benefits of an insane non conference schedule and did one themselves to copy Alabama. If you win a couple of those, it’s a huge benefit moreso than a detriment. They beat St John’s! Even though they got arse blasted by Michigan, Zona, Purdue, and a squeaker against Houston. Bruce says give them points for trying!
They will sneak into Dayton cause they finally scheduled a non conference worth a damn.
Just watch, gotta be like big bro
But little brother finally figured out the benefits of an insane non conference schedule and did one themselves to copy Alabama. If you win a couple of those, it’s a huge benefit moreso than a detriment. They beat St John’s! Even though they got arse blasted by Michigan, Zona, Purdue, and a squeaker against Houston. Bruce says give them points for trying!
They will sneak into Dayton cause they finally scheduled a non conference worth a damn.
Just watch, gotta be like big bro
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Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:57 pm to Frac the world
Imagine having to compare yourself to Auburn in basketball to feel better about yourself.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 9:26 pm to Frac the world
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For years they’ve dogged Bama, “yall can’t beat Purdue! Yall can’t beat Arizona! Yall can’t beat Gonzaga!”
But little brother finally figured out the benefits of an insane non conference schedule and did one themselves to copy Alabama. If you win a couple of those, it’s a huge benefit moreso than a detriment. They beat St John’s! Even though they got arse blasted by Michigan, Zona, Purdue, and a squeaker against Houston. Bruce says give them points for trying!
They will sneak into Dayton cause they finally scheduled a non conference worth a damn.
Just watch, gotta be like big bro
FOG warning.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:09 pm to Frac the world
This thread is very sad. You seem like the type of guy that brags his wife has a very active Tinder acct and she is rarely home at night while you watch her kids.
This post was edited on 3/12/26 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:12 pm to Frac the world
quote:Did you sleep during basketball season last year? You might want to check out Auburn’s schedule there, too.
But little brother finally figured out the benefits of an insane non conference schedule and did one themselves to copy Alabama
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:21 pm to Frac the world
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gotta be like big bro
Lot of people have big sisters. I don’t really care if we make the tournament except for the money. We aren’t going to last long.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:31 pm to Frac the world
What a melt 
Posted on 3/12/26 at 10:31 pm to TTsTowel
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last year
Last year gave us some gems.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 12:41 am to Frac the world
Hopefully not. This team will get embarrassed in the tournament
Posted on 3/13/26 at 3:42 am to Frac the world
Okay, I'm preparing.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 4:50 am to Marktastic86
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Last year gave us some gems
Like bammer getting pummeled by duke in the elite eight so they can watch daddy go to the final four?
Enjoy your vacated season.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 5:04 am to buckfammer
We're all patiently waiting for our wins to be vacated - and to be denied any post season play -like auburn fans said would happen.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 5:29 am to TTsTowel
To be honest neither team had done shite
Posted on 3/13/26 at 5:42 am to Frac the world
We might get in, but losing to Tennessee makes it a tougher case.
Miami(Ohio) losing yesterday may keep us out.
Oklahoma may play their way to Dayton.
Miami(Ohio) losing yesterday may keep us out.
Oklahoma may play their way to Dayton.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 6:45 am to Frac the world
I wonder if they put Auburn vs Miami, OH simply for the drama in the First Four.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 7:15 am to Frac the world
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For years they’ve dogged Bama, “yall can’t beat Purdue! Yall can’t beat Arizona! Yall can’t beat Gonzaga!”
But little brother finally figured out the benefits of an insane non conference schedule and did one themselves to copy Alabama. If you win a couple of those, it’s a huge benefit moreso than a detriment. They beat St John’s! Even though they got arse blasted by Michigan, Zona, Purdue, and a squeaker against Houston. Bruce says give them points for trying!
They will sneak into Dayton cause they finally scheduled a non conference worth a damn.
Just watch, gotta be like big bro
How do you not feel like an enormous dork after posting something like this?
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