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Wondering what heinous acts barn fans committed in prior lives to deserve this?
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:23 pm
Best guess is they were convicted of beastiality, but the sheep lied.
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Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:24 pm to Atxgump
I mean, there are way worse fates than being an Auburn fan. See SCar.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:28 pm to Atxgump
Simultaneously having Hugh Freeze, DJ Durkin, and Bruce Pearl on the payroll
Posted on 3/12/26 at 5:50 pm to Atxgump
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Best guess is they were convicted of beastiality, but the sheep lied.
It's the cows; it was always the cows in Lee County.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 6:02 pm to Glorious
Harsin was a good man and they tried to convince everyone he was screwing around with a staffer so they could fire him.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 6:06 pm to Atxgump
Pettifogger was Woodrow Wilson in a past life, so he's being punished
RockyMtnTiger was Jim Jones
RockyMtnTiger was Jim Jones
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:21 pm to Atxgump
It’s the Cohen curse that I warned them about when he hosed Bama as a 16seed in baseball. I’ve posted about it several times in the past couple years.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:38 pm to AHM21
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Harsin was a good man and they tried to convince everyone he was screwing around with a staffer so they could fire him.
Yep. They deserve everything they get.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 8:56 pm to GoGators1995
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See SCar.
At least they have base
Oh
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:03 pm to AHM21
quote:but a shitty coach
Harsin was a good man
ask 3down10 about him
Posted on 3/12/26 at 11:25 pm to Atxgump
God has to be eternally pissed off at Auburn fans. He must be like, "I knew you were going to be a big college football fan so I put you in a place where the namesake school for your state fields literally the greatest college football program of all time, and you spit in My face and decide to be a fan of some podunk team from some podunk town that even I've never heard of. Enjoy that karma you've earned."
Posted on 3/13/26 at 7:52 am to Atxgump
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Wondering what heinous acts barn fans committed in prior lives to deserve this?
Well, we know that we can take “poisoning trees of a rival school”, “vehicular manslaughter due to driving at high rates of speed on a highway”, and “aiding and abetting in the shooting death of an innocent mother” off the list of options.
I’m grateful none of those things could be weighing on our conscience…
Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:01 am to WarCamEagle88
This wasn’t a good team, I don’t know how we beat UF. We had 3-4 players that occasionally have good games but were all inconsistent: Petiford, Jovic, and then Hall was very good but not a 1st rounder type of talent.
I’m not a Steven Pearl fan still but the reality is this team never had the talent, which is certainly on him also.
I’m not a Steven Pearl fan still but the reality is this team never had the talent, which is certainly on him also.
Posted on 3/13/26 at 6:29 pm to WarCamEagle88
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Well, we know that we can take “poisoning trees of a rival school”,
I sincerely hope that more trees are poisoned in auburn and die horrible and protracted deaths as they wither away in agony and pain.
Serves 'em right.
Anything is better than what backward hicks in all burn routinely did to the tree.
The two images above are of the new trees burning.
The picture below is the tree burning before Sir Harvey put it out of it's misery. You idiots constantly set them on fire, almost every year.
This post was edited on 3/13/26 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 3/14/26 at 11:09 am to Panic Collapse
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You idiots constantly set them on fire, almost every year.
False flag events made to look like Auburn fans did it. These have bammer fingerprints all over it. No true Auburn fans would ever do that.
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