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SEC Coaches on The 'Ole Hot Seat
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:34 am
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:34 am
Will Lane survive his first year at LSU if he doesn't win at least 13 games? Does he start boozing again with all the pressure from the lunatic LSU fans and admin to win a NC in year one?
Does he allow college pussy to divert his attention and lose focus on the season because of the drama associated with an elderly man trying to act young and be accepted by teen-age girls and young twenty-somethings?
If things go downhill fast, will he actually be able to escape Baton Rouge like he escaped from Knoxville or will the natural trapping instincts of Cajuns limit his options of getting away unscathed?
If he goes for it on 4th and 25 from LSU's 10 yard line, over and over again, do drunken and retarded LSU fans storm the sidelines and escort him from the stadium?
Lane seems to be on the hottest of hot seats. Get your popcorn.
Does he allow college pussy to divert his attention and lose focus on the season because of the drama associated with an elderly man trying to act young and be accepted by teen-age girls and young twenty-somethings?
If things go downhill fast, will he actually be able to escape Baton Rouge like he escaped from Knoxville or will the natural trapping instincts of Cajuns limit his options of getting away unscathed?
If he goes for it on 4th and 25 from LSU's 10 yard line, over and over again, do drunken and retarded LSU fans storm the sidelines and escort him from the stadium?
Lane seems to be on the hottest of hot seats. Get your popcorn.
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 4:32 am
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Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:36 am to Crimson Static
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Checks out.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:39 am to SidewalkTiger
You gotta admit ya'll WILL fire a HC 2 years in if you don't get to the playoffs. Embrace it. Don't deny.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:47 am to HOG92
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You gotta admit ya'll WILL fire a HC 2 years in if you don't get to the playoffs. Embrace it. Don't deny.
Lane will get 4 years, just like BK did.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:49 am to SidewalkTiger
My bad. Forgot to add "give or take"...
Posted on 2/26/26 at 12:51 am to HOG92
Not 2 years, give us some credit. Maybe if it was “Sunbelt Billy” he would have been fired after year 2. Most coaches will get at least 3 years to prove themselves. LSU pays way too much money with unreal buyouts to be firing coaches after 2 years.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 1:35 am to SidewalkTiger
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Lane will get 4 years, just like BK did.
Only in your fractured dreams will Kiffin get 4 years at LSU with even average results. LSU fans have voluntarily upped the stakes on his performance to where he will have to be almost flawless to survive even 2 seasons.
From the start, there was no "come here, do your best, cultivate talent, set your program up, no pressure, just take it easy and plan for the long term".
Hell no. It was win, win, win and win immediately. City leaders in New Orleans were demanding him to say he would win a NC or they wouldn't allow him back into the city, etc...
All of you are real idiots that have willingly created a pressure cooker for him.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 1:42 am to LSUtigerNVegas9
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Not 2 years, give us some credit. Maybe if it was “Sunbelt Billy” he would have been fired after year 2. Most coaches will get at least 3 years to prove themselves. LSU pays way too much money with unreal buyouts to be firing coaches after 2 years.
The whole fanbase has almost literally worked themselves into a foaming lather gushing about how it is now LSU's time to conquer the world.
The best coach ever is at LSU. He is the best recruiter to ever breathe air. The best offensive mind currently alive. Kiffin took Ole Miss to the playoffs, he can take LSU to the NC every year and win maybe 6 or 7 just like Saban.
The expectations all of you have built up around him, quite purposely and ignorantly, have to be fulfilled almost immediately or there will be consequences.
He won't make it through a whole 2nd season if things fall off badly, like only 6 or 7 wins.
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Posted on 2/26/26 at 5:49 am to Crimson Static
Welcome back, altie.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:21 am to Crimson Static
Good lord 
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:41 am to That LSU Guy
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Welcome back, altie.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:03 am to SidewalkTiger
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Checks out.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:08 am to Crimson Static
Make a hot seat thread of “SEC” coaches, only mention LSU whereas we have a coach with the coolest seat in America as his job security is guaranteed for a minimum of multiple years meanwhile being a Bama fan…. Where your coach is on the precipice of being run out the state by you Gumps.
Project much? What a dumb pathetic obsessive thread
Project much? What a dumb pathetic obsessive thread
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:08 am to SidewalkTiger
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Lane will get 4 years, just like BK did.
Yeah, but one thing I really respect about LSU and Auburn is they'll fire the frick out of a coach two years after he wins a National Championship. As soon as the coach mentally checks out, he gets his severance package.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:19 am to Crimson Static
We get it. Alabama has resigned itself to mediocrity from now on if not complete embarrassment. LSU refuses to do that. Deliver or get the frick down the road. Sorry for your loss bama but don’t try to come here and justify being ok with how fricking awful y’all are as a program and humans.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:21 am to Crimson Static
Between boosters asking "why can't we be like Indiana" and the pressure to make the playoffs, any coach in the SEC who doesn't make the playoffs within their first two years will be on the hot seat except for Vandy, South Carolina, Arkansas, Kentucky and Mississippi State.
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:22 am to Crimson Static
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Does he allow college pussy to divert his attention and lose focus on the season because of the drama associated with an elderly man trying to act young and be accepted by teen-age girls and young twenty-somethings?
Are we talking about Brian Kelly now?
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:26 am to Adajax
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You gotta admit ya'll WILL fire a HC 2 years in if you don't get to the playoffs. Embrace it. Don't deny.
As opposed to giving an obese OL coach acting like a HC 6 years with a 14-29 conference record?
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 8:27 am
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:49 am to dallastiger55
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As opposed to giving an obese OL coach acting like a HC 6 years with a 14-29 conference record?
Wait, what? The Pig Shits won 14 SEC games over the last 6 seasons? Damn I didn’t realize how much they over achieved.
However, fat frick Pittman is actually 14-36 over the last 6 years in conference. That’s like almost 2.5 wins per year with a 28% conference winning percentage. WooooooooPigSoooooooie!
Posted on 2/26/26 at 8:50 am to dallastiger55
The OP actually makes a good point. If Lane doesn’t make the playoffs at least once in the first two years his seat will be scorching. He sucks under pressure. It will be interesting to watch if he is just average in Baton Rouge.
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